Gimme a Met revisited

[Theoldmole]

Gimme a Met who Bob Dylan opened for at Gerdes Folk City.

[metirish]

Mardie Cornejo played a rousing set to the stoned crowd...

Gimme a Met that George Bush should nominate to the Supreme Court.

[MFS62]

Bush will nominate Bill(y) Graham to the Supreme Court because he wants to nominate someone who shares his views.

Gimmie a Met who sang in the chorus of Fiddler on the Roof.

Later

[Elster88]

Kristin Benson is well known for his spirit and style.

Gimme a Met who sounds like he'd be on the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted list.

[G-Fafif]

The Federal Bureau of Investigation is pleased to announce the apprehension of one Derrell McKinley Harrelson who was wanted on suspicion of check kiting, money laundering and forgery. We have several documents in which he used the name Buddy which we have determined to be an alias.

Gimme a Met who's opening a trendy downtown bistro.

[Theoldmole]

"Edgardo's" is all you need to say, and the 6-month wait for a table proves it, as the fashion model-turned-sous chef finally opens his own place.


Gimme a Met who hybridized a new kind of brussels sprout.

[Willets Point]

Minnesota farmer Ed Bouchee was the talk of the county fair with his new "Bouchee Sprout" a new hybridized breed of Brussels Sprouts that actually kids actually thing tastes good.

Give me a Met who is an inspirational speaker at gatherings of people in 12-step programs?

[G-Fafif]

Hello. My name is Jack DiLauro and I'm an aholic. What kind of aholic? The kind who became addicted to being the forgotten man on one of the most legendary teams of all time. I want to help each and every one of YOU in the audience today forget all that and remember who YOU are.

Gimme a Met who has a really fun show on Animal Planet.

[Guest Spacemans Bong]

Hello, I'm Bruce Boisclair, host of Kangaroo Nation, the new show where we explore Australia's diverse wildlife!

Gimme a Met in Congress.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Spacemans Bong wrote: Hello, I'm Bruce Boisclair, host of Kangaroo Nation, the new show where we explore Australia's diverse wildlife! Gimme a Met in Congress.

Congressman Benny Peter Agbiani Jr. of the 1st District in Hawaii is currently pushing for his planned construction of a bridge from Hawaii to America's mainland.

Gimmie a Met who has a food allergy.

[Guest Edgy DC]

http://www.jonaldrich.com/images/timmy.jpgTimmy Corcoran says his Moms won't let him sit at the lunch table with anybody eating peanut butter because of his peanut allergy. Peanuts! Let's throw dodge balls at him and make him cry, the big baby.
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Gimme a Met who you really don't want to see the next time you're in your home town. Nothing personal, but he's going to start talking about old times and try and get you out to that old bar, and you just promised yourself you'd never be the type of guy who hangs with his high school buddies reliving glory days on that same damn barstool.

[Theoldmole]

Edgy beat me to it.

[Theoldmole]

So we'll discuss Bernard Gilkey, who still keeps that picture of himself as homecoming king above his desk at Gilkey and Sons Mortuary Parlor. We never told him it was only because we needed Dad's hearse for a limo, and I don't want to be the one who has one beer too many and shattered his illusions.



Gimme a Met who was discovered in Schwab's drugstore.

[Guest mlbaseballtalk]

Toby "Al" Borland

[Centerfield]

mlb,

You need to tell us more about him, and then demand another Met.

[Guest Giant Squidlike Creature]

bump for mlbaseballtalk who's let this wither on the vine.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Thread killer.

[Centerfield]

I'll restart:

Gimme a Met who is the guy everyone hates at work.

[MFS62]

I'll pick up for mlb

Toby "Al" Borland was discovered by singer George Michael in the men's room of Schwab's drugstore and the rest, as they say, is history.

Gimmie a Met who played the cello in the school orchestra.

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

Cool. I'll fuse.

Gimme a Met who is the guy everyone hates at work and who played the cello in the school orchestra.

[metirish]

Butch Benton is hated at his job down at the printing press, his co-workers just found out after much research that his real name is Alfred Lee Benton and that he played the cello in the school orchestra..

gimme a Met that was protesting outside San Quentin to try and stop the exacution of Tookie Smith.

[MFS62]

Clarence Coleman, a one-time LA gang member and now a Civil Liberties Lawyer protested the execution of Tookie Smith. He commented to a member of the press that being a gang member did hinder his professional career.

Gimmie a Met who gave Pee Wee Herman his raincoat in the theater.

Later

[G-Fafif]

MFS62 wrote: Clarence Coleman, a one-time LA gang member and now a Civil Liberties Lawyer protested the execution of Tookie Smith. He commented to a member of the press that being a gang member did hinder his professional career. Gimmie a Met who gave Pee Wee Herman his raincoat in the theater. Later

Sarasota, Fla. law enforcement officials have announced Claude Edward Lockwood has been indicted as an accessory in the Paul Reubens lewd-behavior case. Lockwood, proprietor of Skip's Raincoat Emporium on Route 41, allegedly provided the entertainer known as Pee Wee Herman with the garment necessary for his theatrical adventure. "It was just a sample sale, I swear," Lockwood told reporters on the steps of the Sarasota County Courthouse.

Gimme a Met whose neighborhood coffee house is being threatened by the opening of a Starbucks directly across the street.

[MFS62]

Anthony Young has had to close his coffee shop due to the competition of the nearby Starbucks. Said Young "I just can't seem to shake my string of bad luck".

Gimmie a Met whose wife didn't want to sit in the wives section at Shea, but preferred to proudly sit in the stands and hear what fans were saying about her man.

Later

[metirish]

]Gimme a Met whose neighborhood coffee house is being threatened by the opening of a Starbucks directly across the street.

Neives Mardie Cornejo is fighting the opening of Starbucks accros the street, he has enlisted the help of old friend Rusty Stuab.

Gimme a Mets that opened up a fish & tackle shop in the mountains of Wyoming?

[G-Fafif]

metirish wrote: Gimme a Mets that opened up a fish & tackle shop in the mountains of Wyoming?

Ol' Lou Thornton gets pretty lonely up there, what with fishing being such a lonely business. "But I like my solitude," he says. "You might call me the luckiest Lou on the face of the earth."

Gimme a Met who is going to step in and resolve the threat of a transit strike.

[MFS62]

New York City Councilman Ton O'Malley, and ex transit worker, has been called in to help mediate the upcoming transit strike. He was selected because he has experience in both sides of the issue.

Gimmie a Met who could help your child with an uncoming Science Project for high school.

Later

[G-Fafif]

MFS62 wrote: Gimme a Met whose wife didn't want to sit in the wives section at Shea, but preferred to proudly sit in the stands and hear what fans were saying about her man.

No matter how many sections she tried, Mary Lamb couldn't find any fans talking about her husband David. Still, she preferred the solitude that the mezzanine provided, tiring as she was of the other wives humming "Mary Had a Little Lamb" every time she got up to use the ladies room.

MFS62 wrote: Gimme a Met who could help your child with an uncoming Science Project for high school.

We were fortunate when we moved in and found ourselves living next door to Professor Bret Hinchiliffe. He has a Masters in physics from MIT, you know.

Gimme a Met who, based on the lousy morning he had, is feeling extremely fatalistic this afternoon.

[MFS62]

G-Fafif wrote: Gimme a Met who, based on the lousy morning he had, is feeling extremely fatalistic this afternoon.

Tim Hammulak woke up this morning, read the paper and saw that the Mets have signed Darren Oliver. Knowing how much Willie likes veterans, Tim is wondering when he will be dropped form the 40 man roster.

Gimie a Met who didn't use steroids when they were legal.

Later

[G-Fafif]

MFS62 wrote: Gimme a Met who didn't use steroids when they were legal.

98-pound weakling Doug Saunders instead chose to believe those Charles Atlas ads in the back of Archie comics, the ones that said bullies won't be kicking sand in your face if you clip this coupon and mail it in. Doug also took advantage of the offer to get your high school diploma at night.

Gimme a Met who was so fond of the results of the home brewing kit he got for Christmas, that he contacted a local beer maker who had excess capacity and decided to market his very own microbrew.