Cameron Diaz

[Guest Rotblatt]

have combined for 35.6 VORP this season so far (22.2 for Cameron--good for 12th in the league all by his lonesome--and 13.4 for Diaz--18th in the league). That's good for 5th among NL right fielders--way better than I thought they'd combine for.

Of course, to be fair, I should combine J.D. Drew (31.2) & Jose Cruz, Jr. (18.1), along with Larry Walker (26.2) & So Taguchi (15.5), and Matt Lawton (25) & Craig Wilson (10.8), which bumps our own Hollywood heavy down to 8th.

Still pretty good, though.

[soupcan]

And she's hot.

[Elster88]

I'm not into her. Vanilla Sky and her general goofy/huggy behavior on PR tours for the Charlie's Angels movies have ruined her for me.
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[Guest Edgy DC]

Questionable hat.

[metirish]

I certainly wouldn't throw her out of the bed for farting...

[soupcan]

Edgy DC wrote: Questionable hat.

Hat? What hat?

Oh, yeah, she is wearing a hat.

Didn't notice.

[Guest KC]

>>>And she's hot.<<<

I dunno, she looks a little chilly to me.

[Guest Rotblatt]

Cameron Diaz, 30 YO, 3B, right-handed. 5'7", 110 lbs. "Slender frame. Slow but mesmerizing on basepaths. Clearly belongs at "hot corner." Long, slow, sweet swing but projects to have exploitable holes for experienced pitchers. Lockerroom favorite. Plus nipples."

[Willets Point]

Mets fans, the real issue of the Nady trade: No more Cameron Diaz jokes!

[MFS62]

metirish wrote: I certainly wouldn't throw her out of the bed for farting...

As the old joke goes, of course I would. There's more room on the floor.

Later

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

metirish wrote: I certainly wouldn't throw her out of the bed for farting...

The other old joke: What else would she be doing there?

[nymr83]

Willets Point wrote: Mets fans, the real issue of the Nady trade: No more Cameron Diaz jokes!

i knew i forgot to take something into account, surely the extra $6mil out of Fred's pocket is worth the chance to make these jokes for the rest of us!

[Valadius]

Omar, you big dummy!!!

[Diamond Dad]

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