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[Guest KC]

[Willets Point]

Obvious...

"I said Bud Light."

[Guest Edgy DC]

In a waiver transaction today, the Mets acquired Dennis Lamp.

[MFS62]

Parking Lot 6
We'll leave the light on for ya'.

Later

[smg58]

Wow, what a great lamp! And it only cost me Kaz Matsui!

[Guest KC]

We parked near this guy on Sunday evening. The real caption is,

"You realize that would make a great picture"
"I guess"
"You care if I take your picture?"
"No"
"Is there like a story or something to go with it?"
"Yes, but it's really not that interesting"
"Ok"

[Guest silverdsl]

I have a very similar lamp... hey, wait what happened to my lamp?

[Guest Edgy DC]

The story is...

"My girlfriend saw this s***ty lamp by the side of the road and thought it was 'Great! A great find!' I got sick of walking around with it and everybody asking about it. I sure wasn't getting into the stadium with it. She finally said, 'Fine, you sit here and I'll get the car.' I said, 'Fine.' She said, 'Fine.' It's been a half an hour and I've been sitting here like a chump with this f***ing lamp and people still keep asking me about it. She's just so f***ed up. Hey, can I get one of those Yuengl... Oh, s***, here she comes."