IGT - Noon Broiler -- 8/4/05

[Centerfield]

Piazza singles in 2. 6-3 good guys.

[Elster88]

Three cheers for starting the opposing team's pitcher in fantasy when he's pitching against your favorite team.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Keeee-yeaaah!

[Elster88]

Mike's not single, but he can still hit em. 6-3 Mets.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

No one has answered the all important question regarding Anna's skimpy* outfit. How skimpy is it?


*It's hot out and it's Anna, so I'm naturally assuming it's a pretty skimpy outfit.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I think a Rick Heiling is what Peterson did for Zambrano.

[Frayed Knot]

Now you were all provided with an answer key at the top of the page so it's not my fault if you can't follow directions and, remember, these marks will count toward your final grade.




Bottom 4:

KB = 1B
JR = BB !!!!
MC = FO to LF
MC = FO to RF
CB = BB
DW = (RBI) BB
and we're getting a call to the pen
Rick Helling now pitching
MP = 2-RBI 1B (1st & 2nd)
CW = Popup to SS


End of 4: Mets 6 - Brewers 3

[Guest Rotblatt]

Mike Fucking Piazza!!!

Hot damn!

2BI single--good stuff! When Helling came on, I was about to post Piazza's career line against him, but I got a little gun shy. Here it is:

3-5, 2 HR, BB, OPS of 2.467

Piazza's single brought that OPS down to 2.392.

[Guest Rotblatt]

So when do we bring in Heilman?

[seawolf17]

Hey, you know what? Benson's given up ten hits and five runs in four-plus innings. Let's just leave him out there and let him get lit up.

[Guest cooby]

I think Benson should go into the clubhouse and eat a couple of steaks and five or six milkshakes

[MFS62]

The is the old "the pitcher's due up next inning, we want him to go five for the win, etc." decision.

Of course, that's the kind of decision that is usually made by bad teams.

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

Or perhaps, you know, the bullpen is still in aftershock and the less asked of them the better.

[metirish]

6 - 6 , sucks

[Centerfield]

Question...why is Cameron hitting 3rd?

[Guest Rotblatt]

Damni, Cairo . . .

[Guest Edgy DC]

'Cuz it's a shakeup!

[metirish]

Willie is more of a "feel" guy, goes with his "gut", numbers?,who cares.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Cheap shots abounding today.

The numbers, among other things, say that Mike Cameron has been consistently hitting balls hard as Hell since the trade deadline passed.

They also suggest that Beltran could use some sort of change.

[metirish]

Not cheap shots, having a bit of fun, jeez.

[seawolf17]

Carlos may not hit much, but he made a nice run-saving catch to get out of the top of the sixth.

[Lundy]

KABOOM for Cammy!

[seawolf17]

="Centerfield"]Question...why is Cameron hitting 3rd?

Yeah, really... he sucks.

[Guest Rotblatt]

Man, it's tough out there today.

I guess batter like the heat more than pitchers, huh?

I have a feeling that there's going to be a whole lot more runs scored today . . .

[Centerfield]

OH THAT'S WHY.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Add four bases to the numbers.

Feelings are off the chart also.

[seawolf17]

Who is this guy and what has he done to the old, decrepit Mike Piazza?!?!

4 1 3 5
double, home run

[Guest Rotblatt]

Man, I fucking love it when Piazza gets hot.

[Elster88]

I don't like depending on the long ball for home runs, even if chicks dig it.

Cooby, IP, Annie, silver, do chicks really dig the long ball?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Only thing standing between Mike Piazza and a cycle is his first triple in about 1,300 plate appearances.