Not Just Viagra ...

[Guest Edgy DC]

Well, the accidental theory can live on the notion that the Stanazolol was added to a cocktail that he was assure was legit by a reckless or unscrupulous trainer.

That's Shef's defense, right? Bonds's also, I guess.

Or they can claim a trace amount got into his nutritional supplements through laboratory cross-contamination.

Such stories aren't yielded easily.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/offbase/050810&num=0]Caple's Thoughts[/url]

[metsmarathon]

"... fans will heckle him and throw so much garbage and syringes at him that the field will look like the Jersey shoreline"

well, that's just unnecessary...

[MFS62]

Why? You wanted him to be town specific?

Later

[seawolf17]

]Bonds now says he could return in September August 16, 2005 SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Barry Bonds now says there's a good chance he could play for the San Francisco Giants this season because his bad knee is doing better. ``Two weeks ago things didn't look too promising, but the past 10 days my rehab has taken a turn for the better,'' he wrote in a new entry on his Web site. ``My strength and endurance have increased and my knee is feeling much better. I have been playing catch and in the next few weeks I hope to be in the cage doing some hitting. There is a good possibility that I could be back in September with the team, but, if not, I will definitely be in the 2006 lineup,'' he wrote.

STFU, Barry. Retire, quit, come back and play, go coach Little League, have a sex change and become Barrina Bonds, go on a church mission to Guatemala, go smoke weed with Ricky Williams around the world, join the cast of Survivor 12, whatever. We just don't care any longer.

[MFS62]

Wolf, nice choices.
Do we get to vote on which of them we'd like to see him do?

Later

[Elster88]

From the Sports Guy's mailbag:

]Why doesn't Roger Clemens' name come up in the "Guess who's on steroids" game? He's 43 years old. Up to 235 pounds (a good 50 more than when he broke into the league). And after averaging a 4.0 ERA from 1999-2003, he suddenly becomes unhittable.

Useless speculation, I know. But I like to insinuate bad things about Asshead.

[MFS62]

Maybe its just because ball players have always been taught to respect their elde....., nahhhh.
Even I don't believe that bullshit I started to type.

Elster, please continue to speculate about asshead all you want. You won't get a complaint from me.

Later

[Guest silverdsl]

Clemens has denied using steroids - of course he has because he's probably using HGH which he knows he has no chance of getting caught using. Personally I think Clemens has and probably still is using performance enhancers to maintain his ability to pitch so well as he's gotten older. Speculate away...

[MFS62]

But can he ride a bicycle?

Later

[Guest SwitchHitter]

Elster88 wrote: From the Sports Guy's mailbag: ]Why doesn't Roger Clemens' name come up in the "Guess who's on steroids" game? He's 43 years old. Up to 235 pounds (a good 50 more than when he broke into the league). And after averaging a 4.0 ERA from 1999-2003, he suddenly becomes unhittable. Useless speculation, I know. But I like to insinuate bad things about Asshead.

Well, the Sports Guy musta missed it, but it was all over the internet a couple of weeks ago. About how some "big name" was going to be identifed and how that "big name" was Roger Clemens.

If y'all are truly interested, I can go hunt down the old threads on the various Astros forums and snag the links.

[Frayed Knot]

That "story" has been floating around the internet for at least 2 weeks now. Long enough where the date where the "news" is going to "break" keeps changing as each succesive deadline comes and goes w/o any revelations.
It's a phony deal, not worth the lookup.

[Guest SwitchHitter]

It also occurs to me that interested parties can do a google news search.

[Guest cooby]

Who is the Sports Guy? A blog or a real source?

[Elster88]

Neither. He's a sports-oriented humor columnist.

[Guest cooby]

ESPN.com? (I looked him up )

[Elster88]

Yup, that's the guy.

[Elster88]

More shenanigans. What the hell does someone need a B-12 injection for anyway?
[url]http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2169007[/url]
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[Guest Edgy DC]

Sounds like something made of nothing.

[Guest SwitchHitter]

Isn't B-12 supposed to help with memory? I guess you might want to remember what pitches a particular pitcher throws or somesuch but don't they go over that sort of thing in the pre-game meeting? Feh.