Caption Contest

[Guest holychicken]

I am way too stupid to come up with some funny enough to do this picture justice.

[Guest KC]

Bush WINS!!!

[Willets Point]

After years of simmering in the shadows of the Yankees' patriotic 7th inning stretch shows, the Mets gain ground by signing a contract with Condi Rice to perform "God Bless America" at each Mets home game.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Mr. Met drools over Madame Secretary's legs.

[willpie]

Who are two people who have never been in my kitchen.

[Frayed Knot]

Hey look, it's the beloved world-famous diplomat ... and he's standing next to that Condi Rice person.