Names Here

[Edgy MD]

Bob Melvin!  Ned Yost!  Clint Hurdle!

Mike Matheny!!

Come on!  I've got manager Tourette's over here!

[Edgy MD]

Dave Martinez!

David Bell!

Joe Maddon!

Come on! Tell me these mofos haven't already reached out to Joe Maddon!

[seawolf17]

I just want someone with a pulse. Some energy. Give me a guy who's going to put his ass in the jackpot, for chrissakes. Something goes wrong on this team and we get a camera cut to Mendy going ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ every time.

[Edgy MD]

That's another thing about Mendoza — why is he always rendered in 6-bit text graphics?

[Marshmallowmilkshake]

Interwebs speculating that Andy Green, former Padres manager who works in the front office, is the likely choice to replace Mendoza. 

[Edgy MD]

Two-thousand nine Mets represent!

[Frayed Knot]

I hear Alex Cora is available. More 2009 NYM action.

[Edgy MD]

See, if you all joined with me by invoking managerial randos, this all could have happened earlier.

Cito Gaston is still alive, right?

[Edgy MD]

10 hours ago, Marshmallowmilkshake said:

Interwebs speculating that Andy Green, former Padres manager who works in the front office, is the likely choice to replace Mendoza. 

For what it's worth, Andy Green is more than working in front office.  He's the farm director.  And that is a sweet gig, probably one with more life expectancy than a manager of a collapsing squad, and also one he has demonstrably succeeded at to date.  So I imagine he won't take the MLB manager spot without either a multi-year contract, or some guarantee that, if he becomes interim manager, the FD job is still his when his skippering stint is up.

[MFS62]

Anybody but Mattingly (after his current temporary stint).

I'm done with getting managers from the MFYs.

Later