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There was a young lady named Ransom

Who was rogered three times in a hansom.

When she cried out for more

Said a voice from the floor,

"My name, ma'am, is Sampson, not Samson."



And now you know where "Roger That" comes from.


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Peterson is throwing a million pitches trying to get out of trouble after walking in the tying run, but he can battle.


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I just went to walk the dogs with a 2-1 lead, thinking about how Alonso should have slid.



He didn't, but I trusted youse with the lead. What happened?


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I lack the bandwidth to look this up right now, but Drew Smith has gone sideways ever since the night at Citifield where he basically tried to fuck a supermodel making the first pitch.



It was the same night Scherzer got hurt, and the only time I saw Gatoh in a Mets uni, presenting the flag to the Veteran of the Day.



YOU COULD LOOK IT UP.



Wednesday evening in late May.


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