Hey, Nineteen: Wilmer Font

[Edgy MD]

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I've fulfilled my first goal — not getting released before getting my own thread here. but will I reach any others?



If and when the team gets over me — which can't be too far off, since even if I did better (and I did worse), Matz is back and Vargy will follow soon — I'll pursue my second goal, which will be getting a shot in the bullpen or at least getting squeezed through waivers and going to Syracuse.



Otherwise, I guess I might be joining the TWO STARTS AND SAYONARA CLUB, Scott Erickson presiding. There's Dennis Springer! And Tom Edens!! It's always fun when Jason Roach comes out and joins the party!!



If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, but it'll be interesting, in a trivia-sort of way, if I play my last game before the kid I was traded for even plays his first.



Please. No more typeface jokes. I've heard them all. No, my wife isn't named Helvetica and my kids aren't goths. Font just means "fountain," as in "A fountain of characters pours out of this central typeface theme."



So be cool. I'm trying here. Maybe my shit will fly in the bullpen. That's my story, anyhow. Plus, I'm the last Hey, Nineteen-guy, so join in and play.



How do you think this will play out?

[MFS62]

The rest of his season will play out in the bullpen in mop-up roles.

Later

[Lefty Specialist]

=MFS62 post_id=10402 time=1558278666 user_id=60]
The rest of his season will play out in the bullpen in mop-up roles in Syracuse.

Later

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I kinda like his delivery as a thing. Not at all happy with the results. We'll probably see more bad than good.