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[Edgy MD]

Lenny, in charges stemming the Uber incident, faces indictment for coke possession, meth possession, making terroristic threats, each with a 3-5 year sentence attached.

That's coming from TMZ, so, you know, grain of salt, but it doesn't sound particularly unexpected.

Video in the link, but I no watch.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/10/10/lenny-dykstra-charged-cocaine-meth-possession/#

[Centerfield]

Wow, I have to say, this is really surprising to hear Dykstra might be facing jail time.

I think for the last decade or so, I've just assumed that Dykstra is already in jail.

[MFS62]

Nice thread title, better than he deserves.

Later

[Edgy MD]

Lenny's attorney, Matthew Blit, tells TMZ Sports, "A grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. ... "

It's good to see Lenny drawing from the outstanding pool of legal minds that's making this country great again.

[Centerfield]

Edgy MD wrote: Lenny's attorney, Matthew Blit, tells TMZ Sports, "A grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. ... " It's good to see Lenny drawing from the outstanding pool of legal minds that's making this country great again.

OMG. I went to school with Matt. We used to head over to Shea and catch games after class. LOL.

[Guest d'Kong76]

I'm sure one of the political buffs here can tell us about People vs Virginia Ham 1972.
Seriously, sometimes hard to believe Lenny is still among the living at the present time.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I imagine that some day he'll be dead.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I imagine that some day he'll be dead.

In all fairness, that's probably true for a lot of us.

[Edgy MD]

Anniversary of his walkoff homer off of Dave Smith in Game 3 of the NLCS.

[Zvon]

Gah! I'm always a day late.