I don't think I know the Marlins

[Centerfield]

And I don't mean that to just spur a KTE. I mean like, I don't think I know any Marlins.

Starlin Castro is there. I know they still have Justin Bour.

Beyond that I'm lost.

[metirish]

Seriously, after reading this I went to their roster...#46 I know and the ones you mentioned...beyond that?, some names I have vaguely heard

http://m.marlins.mlb.com/roster/

[A Boy Named Seo]

The fish kinda go like this:

1B - Justin Bour, we know
2B - Starlin Castro, we know
SS - Miguel Rojas, 29-years old, I don't know shit about him
3B - Brian Anderson, solid minor league numbers, big right handed bat, off to a great start so far (.876 OPS)
LF - Derek Dietrich, veteran bat, jut took the leadoff spot from Lew Brinson
CF - Lew Brinson, former top prospect from Milwaukee, acquired for Christian Yelich. He's struggling bad so far, but huge tools (that's what she said)
RF - Cameron Maybin, talented former Padre, Tiger (other teams?). Lots there, but never really put it together
C - Chad Wallach (Tim Wallach's kid maybe?) Hitting .095, I feel like he suxxx, so he will probably get 6 hits in the series

Monday's starter - Jose Urena. Their "ace". Allows too many baserunners, doesn't strike out enough dudes to undo the first thing.
Tuesday's starter - Caleb Smith, hard-throwing righty. Acquired from the MFY in the Stanton trade (I'm pretty sure). Talented but raw.
Wednesday's starter - Jarlin Garcia, don't know shit about this guy either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Their closer is Brad Ziegler. I want to not see this dude appear in the series at all.

Seriously, we should draw a ton on walks and kick the shit out of this AAA team.

[Centerfield]

Great KTE.

Wednesday's starter - Jarlin Garcia, don't know shit about this guy either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LOLOL.

Jose Urena.

I kinda need to know if we are going to give him a urine-based nickname, or a "Ur Anus" based nickname. This shit is important.

[Benjamin Grimm]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Tuesday's starter - Caleb Smith, hard-throwing righty. Acquired from the MFY in the Stanton trade (I'm pretty sure). Talented but raw.

[smg58]

So he's a Smithtown native?

[Frayed Knot]

The Marlins have hit 3 HRs this year: 1 each for Rojas, Dietrich, and Anderson

[Frayed Knot]

I had forgotten that catcher J. T. Realmuto (don't settle for a fake Muto) was still on this team, even though currently DL'd (freakin' WBC!)
So he's a name we would have recognized.

[Ceetar]

SNY's trivia question: Longest tenured Marlin?

[Frayed Knot]

Ceetar wrote: SNY's trivia question: Longest tenured Marlin?

Billy

[Benjamin Grimm]

Longest tenured Met on the active roster? I'm thinking Harvey? (Not counting Reyes, because his service isn't continuous.)

[Edgy MD]

If he returns to the active roster before Wright does, it'll be Jenrry Mejia.

[nymr83]

Frayed Knot wrote: SNY's trivia question: Longest tenured Marlin? Billy

I thought they fired him?