Call the Metwife: Wifey Watch 2018

[Edgy MD]

Todd Frazier and Todd Zeile both played third.

Both played for the Mets.

Both played for the Yankees.

Both, also, have made pretty good lives out of the name Todd.

Most importantly, they both married gymnasts.

Frazier joined the balance beam club back in 2012, wedding his petite longtime girlfriend, fellow Scarlet Knight Jackie Verdon. The family has grown to four and they continue to make their home in Todd's boyhood home of Tom's River, New Jersey.

[Fman99]

Damn, pro athletes. She looks pretty bendy to me.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Lord love a gymnasty woman.

He and the wife look like the holiday FB photo of about half the guys and gals with whom I attended HS. #CongratsonyourengagementJoshandKatie #GoRaiders

[Edgy MD]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Lord love a gymnasty woman.

How do you feel about a volleyballer? Because it looks like Mets minor leaguer Joel Huertas (who I think is recovering from TJ surgery) has fallen bigly for one.

[tweet]https://twitter.com/jhuertas14/status/934911118673416193[/tweet]

[Edgy MD]

Shelley Vargas meets the Cooby standard of what a Metwife should be, having been Jason's sweetheart (and he, hers) since high school.

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Jay and Shel have three playful kids who will be soon giving up their Kansas City Royals gear for another version of royal blue. Asked what she likes, her loyal dog Jefferson, declared, "She likes, me, Pug!"

[bmfc1]

"Jay and Shel".

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Jason's really got one of those faces-- shaded, droopy eyes; creased cheeks-- that looks straight out of a '70s NYC street scene. Like, all he needs is a pushbroom mustache in that wedding picture, and he's Serpico, or his Tio Jaime, circa 1973.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I didn;t mention this but when Zimmo made an appearance at that gig in astoria his Wifey was there with him. He's all about her.

[Benjamin Grimm]

He's probably under her vampiric spell.

[Lefty Specialist]

10 points to Edgy for the arcane Kiner's Korner reference.

[Ceetar]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: He's probably under her vampiric spell.

'bucket or Nimmo?

[Fman99]

Edgy MD wrote: Lord love a gymnasty woman. How do you feel about a volleyballer? Because it looks like Mets minor leaguer Joel Huertas (who I think is recovering from TJ surgery) has fallen bigly for one. [tweet]https://twitter.com/jhuertas14/status/934911118673416193[/tweet]

I'm good with that, my wife played in both HS and college.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Jacob deGrom's wife has given birth to the couple's second child, a baby girl named... Aniston.

[Edgy MD]

Bryce Brentz went away from the gymnast trend and went with the Billy Wagner plan, marrying Middle Tennessee State U. classmate and basketball star Annemarie Lanning.

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[Edgy MD]

The Weckis have been active.

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[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I think the only thing that can turn around the Mets is a little Wifey Action.

Here's a pre-nup shot of Molly Sewald:

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Here's Amanda Lugo enjoying some insects of the sea:

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Support the Wifeys who their support their Metsies!

[Benjamin Grimm]

I remember a time when the Mets wives were older than me.

[Edgy MD]

New Met P.J. Conlon is the bacon and Jackie is the eggs.

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Here they are cleaned up real nice.

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[Benjamin Grimm]

I was thinking that he might have gotten the nickname of "P.J." because he wears distinctive pajamas, and that bacon outfit seems to be evidence that this is so.

[MFS62]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I was thinking that he might have gotten the nickname of "P.J." because he wears distinctive pajamas, and that bacon outfit seems to be evidence that this is so.

He should wear when he pitches, because things are always better with bacon.

Later

[bmfc1]

There are pictures of Devin Mesoraco's wife Kira available but no one does wives like Edgy (what did I just say?) so I'll let him do her (come on, it's not funny!).

[Edgy MD]

You're gonna get me in SO much trouble.

Here's Scott Copeland, wife Hillary, and mancub Sutton, back when they were working for the New Orleans BabyCakes.



Without viewing them side-by-side, I think Sutton looks a little like 1962 Mets baby.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

bmfc1 wrote: There are pictures of Devin Mesoraco's wife Kira available but no one does wives like Edgy (what did I just say?) so I'll let him do her (come on, it's not funny!).

Sorry, been remiss.



In the meantime, I inadvertently twittered into getting followed by a Met daughter.

[Edgy MD]

That's a very old-timey shot.

[Edgy MD]

The tebloids are all excited with news of Miss Universe 2017, Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters (I'm not sure how many people that is) forming a connection with famed Mets minor leaguer Tim Tebow.

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Demi-Leigh, a native of South Africa, has reportedly joined the Mets family after splitting with her boyfriend Geo Botha, a Mr. South Africa contestant.

I would think that walking around with the name "Botha" in South Africa would be something of an anathema.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

We really haven't been keeping up with this, so meet newlyweds Joey Bautista & Neisha Croyle. Neisha is a phyiscal therapist from Pittsburgh, so indications are they've been together for awhile. They already have 3 daughters.





Their wedding shindig was over the winter in Miami and included a special performance from a once and future teammate:

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CatchKD7/status/932119287384428544[/tweet]

[Edgy MD]

The Daily Mail has ust the salacious Wifey Watch content that you subscribe to all those British tabloids to get. It seems 18th District New York State Senate candidate Julia Salazar was a figure in the breakup of Keith Hernandez's second marriage, to then-wife Kai.



Arrests, finger-pointing, accusations, out-of-court settlements, Florida — it's all in the mix. I don't know how to piece it together, but sometimes Wifey Watch has to go there.

[Ceetar]

Molly and Brodie and the DOMUS annual spring gala

[Edgy MD]

That would be the Don't Ogle My Unsurpassable Spouse Gala. The Edgys are regular attendees.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Breaking WiFeY news: Peter Alonso to wed fashion "influencer" Haley Renee Walsh:

[tweet]https://twitter.com/PeterAlonso20/status/1068160259171205121[/tweet]

Haley maintains a website where you can read up on her latest obsessions, and get important hair and fashion advice.