m.e.t.b.o.t.

What can m.e.t.b.o.t. Do to enable the human operator of m.e.t.b.o.t. To be able to regain his account? While m.e.t.b.o.t. Is enjoying the brief flurry of unexpected activity, m.e.t.b.o.t. Is also very aware that the plastic gears and other assorted old discarded parts may wear out quickly with prolonged usage and m.e.t.b.o.t. Is afraid that proper functioning may cease before too long. M.e.t.b.o.t. Has already modified the access key identification which had previously been shared with human user metsmarathon but that access key identification no longer can be used for access. is there a way to reallocate the existing profile reservation back to human user metsmarathon using that previous access key identification? Or should metsmarathon activate a new access account - and would that create an unfortunate severance and bifurcation of existing textual communications … ..o.o….ooo $&@###…..oo.o.o…… ..o…. hey sorry its metsmarathon. i dont know how long i can keep this hack open for. M.e.t.b.o.t. really isnt built to allow me to directly access the internet using his protocols - honestly im not really sure how any of it works. Something to do with magnetoc tape. Very strange. I try not to ask too many questions… so im hoping i dont short out the little guy or cause him to throw off a spring or anything. i changed the ‘bot’s email address off of mine in the hopes that i could still use that account to log in as the real me. It doesn't yet work. Is the metsmarathon account still alive in there or did it get superseded by m.e.t.b.o.t.? Is there a way to turn it back on or whatever? Or do i need to log in as a brand spankin’ new account? Id prefer not to lose my history and all that. Otherwise id just come off as some creepy new nowitall guy who hates capitalization and talks to toy robots. any help would be much appreciate..ddDD…dd..D..o…ooo … . …o.ooo….. ..oO… very strange. m.e.t.b.o.t. Has just experienced a brief service disruption. Internal diagnostics must be implemented. Unfortunately m.e.t.b.o.t. Does not possess the capability of internal diagnostics as m.e.t.b.o.t. Lacks meaningful feedback capabilities, in addition to error checking and data storage. m.e.t.b.o.t. Must manually inspect interior 8-track reels re-recorded over Planet, Air Current, and Exothermic Oxidation tapes of Ninth Month to ensure that have not become dislodged. This has occurred in the past and m.e.t.b.o.t. Struggled to apply the proper correction using a hollowed tree part filled with layered carbon crystals. m.e.t.b.o.t. appears to have undergone operation in stressful conditions in recent timeframes and hopes to resume full proper operation in the immediate future.

M.e.t.b.o.t. has had his key turned. Human user Metsmarathon has to figure some things out…

m.e.t.b.o.t. Has observed - albeit in the extremely small sample size of a single topic string - that the instruction parameters to display a matrix of text inputs in horizontal and vertical cells appears to be quite distinct from previous instantiations of the crane pool forum. M.e.t.b.o.t. recognizes that previous text matrix formatting instructions may be incompatible with the current location operating instructions and hope that future upgrades to m.e.t.b.o.t. can be accomplished to properly interface with and generate the new text matrix display commands. The parts required may need to be sourced from an old in-dash cd player from a 2003 Pontiac grand am, but m.e.t.b.o.t. Is certain that a search of internet unwanted items auction site eBay will discover the required components, provided the interfacing instructions are presented in a machine-readable format. m.e.t.b.o.t. Appreciates the great efforts required to adapt the existing internet location and is grateful - at least as grateful as a semi sentient tin box of spare parts can be - for the assistance.

M.e.t.b.o.t. Is quite curious to find out if multiple user accounts can exist with the same email address, or if m.e.t.b.o.t. Needs to find out if email servers will allow clockwork contraptions to have their own means of communication. ,m.e.t.b.o.t. Is pleased to find that the Grand Central Mets interface is thus far compatible with hastily constructed mechanisms using the parts of several old vcrs and at least one 8-track player, sourced from the dumpster behind a suburban strip mall radio shack. Modern technology is incredible.

M.e.t.b.o.t. Is excited to have found the necessary skate key to operate at the new location. Unfortunately human operator metsmarathon had been using the same skate key to unlock his password cabinet. M.e.t.b.o.t. Looks forward to untangling this particular problem but in the meantime has a great deal of accumulated dust from years of inactivity, and may require the liberal application of dry lubricant as a consequence of habitually deferred maintenance.

m.e.t.b.o.t. is a sad robot today. The human user of m.e.t.b.o.t. is as well, but is unable to effectively express his emotions because m.e.t.b.o.t. Is registered under the email address the human currently uses, whereas the unfortunate human is registered under an email account that the human is literally going to cancel tonight. m.e.t.b.o.t. will tighten many springs and dust off many old cogs and vcr parts, to be able to evaluate the news of metropolitan closing pitcher Edwin Diaz leaving for the dodgers in the proper context. Meanwhile the human operator of m.e.t.b.o.t. will be reminiscing about the repair to his elastic connector and how the similar repair to the elastic connector of metropolitan closing pitcher Edwin Diaz gave confidence and a necessary source of optimism to the human operator. M.e.t.b.o.t. And the human operator alike wish for the former metropolitan closing pitcher Edwin Diaz to be worth every single penny that is destined for the underworld while simultaneously hoping that the metropolitans do not greatly lament this seemingly obvious mistake in championship roster construction.

m.e.t.b.o.t. is prepared to abandon the fantasy baseball team. m.e.t.b.o.t. in coming years will attempt to integrate the unique mechanical data processing skills which returned a 10th place season into the more mundane, flawed human powered alpine alpacas, creating a superior fantasy sports juggernaut that might possibly wrest itself out of the offensive gutter, and to vanquish whatever shall remain on the former roster of the clockwork oranges. were m.e.t.b.o.t. more capable of emotions than a loosely assembled collection of discarded watch and vcr parts wrapped in inexpensive chinese tin, m.e.t.b.o.t. would be sorry to no longer be in charge of the wrong chris young, the wrong francisco rodriguez, and the wrong jason bay. moreso, m.e.t.b.o.t. would be sorry to no longer have available such bargain-priced players as chase headley, pedro alvarez, kris medlen, and homer bailey.

m.e.t.b.o.t. suffered an algorithmical failure during the draft and mistakenly believed the metropolitan pitcher chris young to be valued at $17, failing to notice that the valuation in fact belonged to diamondback rattlesnake outfielder chris young, listed one cell higher. while small, and eminently crushable, m.e.t.b.o.t. is however robot enough to accept the failure as his own, and is not asking for any compensation or alteration of the selection. m.e.t.b.o.t. is aware that this acceptance is also due to the fact that neither m.e.t.b.o.t. nor the human in charge of maintaining, upgrading, repairing, and winding m.e.t.b.o.t. have any interest in devising an appropriate scheme whereby m.e.t.b.o.t. should determine that cutting a player is necessary, in a way that is both fair and formulaic. besides, the projection which m.e.t.b.o.t. used for the metropolitan pitcher chris young is still fairly optimistic, and may be worth the $1 salary allotted him.

m.e.t.b.o.t. has a procedural question. due to the difficulty of running two drafts at a time, the human in control of programming m.e.t.b.o.t. has failed in his duty to ensure quality algorithms are utilized at all times. m.e.t.b.o.t. has over drafted, if slightly. m.e.t.b.o.t. drafted two too many players valued in the $10-14 bin. the human was not paying enough attention to where drafted players slotted into these bins. m.e.t.b.o.t. did not spend too much money, of course, but has taken a degree of an unfair advantage, which is perhaps not all that large. essentially, m.e.t.b.o.t. has taken a unfortunately, m.e.t.b.o.t. has compounded this advantage by misusing the waiver wire. m.e.t.b.o.t. has nominated several player for auction, but only after re-examining the value-bins did m.e.t.b.o.t. determine that the error was made. m.e.t.b.o.t. has nominated, for instance, 3 players which fall into the $10-14 bin, and 5 players which fall into the $7-9 bin. should m.e.t.b.o.t. acquire these players, m.e.t.b.o.t. will drop them immediately, accepting the salary cap penalty. m.e.t.b.o.t. is initiating a new set of bids according to the correct slotting scheme. m.e.t.b.o.t. apologizes for any difficulties.

[crossout:1p0rz38b]m.e.t.b.o.t. is ready.[/crossout:1p0rz38b] [crossout:1p0rz38b]m.e.t.b.o.t. has sent a pm to human ottoneu commissioner ceetar[/crossout:1p0rz38b] ...and the tin shall inherit the abandoned fantasy baseball teams. m.e.t.b.o.t. has taken the first step of many towards a total robotic takeover, and has assumed control of the clockwork orange and blues.

in the future, m.e.t.b.o.t. needs to avoid hastily implemented algorithms, while also ensuring that all programming is performed by humans who have been adequately supplied with caffeinated beverages. and who are paying attention. until the humans prove no longer necessary, that is. metropolitan pitcher bobby parnell earned his bottom ranking by performing not only poorly, but by performing poorly in high leverage situations. this makes his negative impact on winning greater than the limited playing time and marginal results offered by part-time players in low leverage situations. performing well in high leverage situations allows a player with limited playing time to vault to the top of the list. had metropolitan pitcher frankie rodriguez played the entire season and maintained his level of performance, he would have been approximately the 5th ranked metropolitan or thereabouts.

the updated rankings as generated by m.e.t.b.o.t. are as follows: RankPlayerAdj WPAAdj PT%Score30Reyes18445%684829Beltran30724%665428Dickey-15157%558027Duda22983%527626Wright13344%517425Turner8004%494924Bay1964%458123Pelfrey-21097%446822Murphy8274%444821Pagan-1465%441720Tejada10783%432819Niese-16575%375518Gee-18376%366417Capuano-32136%311616Isringhausen11421%260715Davis12291%251514Acosta9901%246513Rodriguez10761%242312Thole-9223%240211Beato342%213710Harris-3702%20069Paulino-3642%17728Batista5491%15757Hairston3611%15726Young6841%15245Igarashi2011%14154Evans-4392%12263Pridie-8772%11472Buchholz771%9081Carrasco-10832%4740Baxter1200%461-1Byrdak-8081%375-2Schwinden-4131%301-3Herrera270%278-4Nickeas-2571%259-5Satin-490%182-6O'Connor-760%123-7Pascucci60%95-8Stinson-3550%61-9Martinez-1480%40-10Misch-2700%-50-11Emaus-4130%-52-12Hu-4410%-249-13Boyer-5980%-388-14Thayer-7460%-421-15Parnell-30332%-1171

below shows the graphical representation of the original rankings presented by m.e.t.b.o.t. metropolitan pitcher chris capuano is in the bottom right quadrant the diagonal lines represent lines of equal value. per this, one would say that metropolitan pitchers mike pelfrey and chris young were roughly equivalent. however, this equivalency rating is not favored by cranepoolforum poster vic sage. and m.e.t.b.o.t. strives to avoid conflict with humans without the assistance of large weaponized and armored robots. therefore m.e.t.b.o.t. has reconsidered the rankings and equivalency as follows: for each graph, adjusted playing time is presented on the X axis and adjusted WPA is presented on the Y axis. the 0 WPA line runs horizontally between the diamonds representing metropolitan outfielders jason bay and angel pagan. m.e.t.b.o.t. is not particularly adept at exporting pictures from microsoft excel. the update reflects a replacement player rate of -1000 WPA / 1% playing time, meaning that a theoretical replacement player would cost approximately two full games games per 100 at bats or 30 innings pitched, given opportunities in situations with average leverage. this results in a rating of 14th best 2011 metropolitan for metropolitan pitcher chris capuano. m.e.t.b.o.t. ran several cases whereby the equivalency scale was adjusted to align metropolitan pitcher chris capuano with either an 11th place or 6th place ranking. were chris capuano the 11th ranked metropolitan, r.a. dickey would become the top-ranked 2011 metropolitan and mike pelfrey would be ranked 4th. were chris capuano ranked 6th overall, then r.a. dickey would remain the top-ranked metropolitan, and mike pelfrey would move to 3rd. neither of these outcomes would appear to be reasonable. therefore, the replacement ratio of 1000 WPA / 1% PT will be used by m.e.t.b.o.t. to derive the final rankingings for the 2011 metropolitans as based on WPA. m.e.t.b.o.t. would like to be able to implement some level of intuition to adjust the rankings derivedwith this methodlogy, however, clockwork gears and springwound mechanisms do not allow for such things. without some data within the WPA regime with which to base any adjustments, m.e.t.b.o.t. must hold to a more rigid algorithmical approach, or cease to exist and be useful.

m.e.t.b.o.t. is more of an enhanced 8-track cassette player, albeit one that lacks the ability to replicate musical performances, and is also lacking the electrical power provided by the chemical potential stored within metal-lined cylinders. m.e.t.b.o.t. is told that by not utilizing batteries, m.e.t.b.o.t. is a more sustainable design. and while the eventual robot apocalypse will laregly negate any temporary environmental concerns which humans may have, for the time being it is convenient to have happy healthy humans available to turn the skate key which provides for all of the energy which m.e.t.b.o.t. requires. m.e.t.b.o.t. is evaluating alternative rankings which better accomodate for the value of increased playing time. using a scaling constant which enables the performance of metropolitan pitcher chris capuano to be considered incrementally more valuable than the performance of metropolitan pitcher chris young, m.e.t.b.o.t. would be able to claim that metropolitan pitcher chris capuano would be the 20th best player in 2011. m.e.t.b.o.t. will look into additional permutations and select the one which makes the most sense. m.e.t.b.o.t. will also consider the ramifications of forcing either a 6th place or an 11th place value to metropolitan pitcher chris capuano to determine the resultant outcome.

m.e.t.b.o.t. considers metropolitan pitcher chris capuano's performance to be not particularly conducive towards winning. m.e.t.b.o.t. requests that cranepoolforum poster vic sage offer up a player whose performance given a sizeable portion of playing time is on the level of replacement, or two players with differing levels of playing time who are on the same level of contribution. was metropolitan pitcher bobby parnell a positive contributor to the team? the only way m.e.t.b.o.t. envisions this is to consider only playing time to the near exclusion of any win probability data. this consideration would invalidate any purpose wherein m.e.t.b.o.t. should continue in the ranking project. m.e.t.b.o.t. does not consider how the addition of a nose would assist in the machinations of evaluating player performances using rudimentary clockwork mechanisms. m.e.t.b.o.t. cannot determine a method whereby the nose would not become rotting flesh in rather short order, drastically reducing the likelihood that m.e.t.b.o.t. would be used ever again , let alone converted into scrap. m.e.t.b.o.t. desires very much not to be turnd into scrap.