m.e.t.b.o.t.

What can m.e.t.b.o.t. Do to enable the human operator of m.e.t.b.o.t. To be able to regain his account? While m.e.t.b.o.t. Is enjoying the brief flurry of unexpected activity, m.e.t.b.o.t. Is also very aware that the plastic gears and other assorted old discarded parts may wear out quickly with prolonged usage and m.e.t.b.o.t. Is afraid that proper functioning may cease before too long. M.e.t.b.o.t. Has already modified the access key identification which had previously been shared with human user metsmarathon but that access key identification no longer can be used for access. is there a way to reallocate the existing profile reservation back to human user metsmarathon using that previous access key identification? Or should metsmarathon activate a new access account - and would that create an unfortunate severance and bifurcation of existing textual communications … ..o.o….ooo $&@###…..oo.o.o…… ..o…. hey sorry its metsmarathon. i dont know how long i can keep this hack open for. M.e.t.b.o.t. really isnt built to allow me to directly access the internet using his protocols - honestly im not really sure how any of it works. Something to do with magnetoc tape. Very strange. I try not to ask too many questions… so im hoping i dont short out the little guy or cause him to throw off a spring or anything. i changed the ‘bot’s email address off of mine in the hopes that i could still use that account to log in as the real me. It doesn't yet work. Is the metsmarathon account still alive in there or did it get superseded by m.e.t.b.o.t.? Is there a way to turn it back on or whatever? Or do i need to log in as a brand spankin’ new account? Id prefer not to lose my history and all that. Otherwise id just come off as some creepy new nowitall guy who hates capitalization and talks to toy robots. any help would be much appreciate..ddDD…dd..D..o…ooo … . …o.ooo….. ..oO… very strange. m.e.t.b.o.t. Has just experienced a brief service disruption. Internal diagnostics must be implemented. Unfortunately m.e.t.b.o.t. Does not possess the capability of internal diagnostics as m.e.t.b.o.t. Lacks meaningful feedback capabilities, in addition to error checking and data storage. m.e.t.b.o.t. Must manually inspect interior 8-track reels re-recorded over Planet, Air Current, and Exothermic Oxidation tapes of Ninth Month to ensure that have not become dislodged. This has occurred in the past and m.e.t.b.o.t. Struggled to apply the proper correction using a hollowed tree part filled with layered carbon crystals. m.e.t.b.o.t. appears to have undergone operation in stressful conditions in recent timeframes and hopes to resume full proper operation in the immediate future.

M.e.t.b.o.t. has had his key turned. Human user Metsmarathon has to figure some things out…

m.e.t.b.o.t. Has observed - albeit in the extremely small sample size of a single topic string - that the instruction parameters to display a matrix of text inputs in horizontal and vertical cells appears to be quite distinct from previous instantiations of the crane pool forum. M.e.t.b.o.t. recognizes that previous text matrix formatting instructions may be incompatible with the current location operating instructions and hope that future upgrades to m.e.t.b.o.t. can be accomplished to properly interface with and generate the new text matrix display commands. The parts required may need to be sourced from an old in-dash cd player from a 2003 Pontiac grand am, but m.e.t.b.o.t. Is certain that a search of internet unwanted items auction site eBay will discover the required components, provided the interfacing instructions are presented in a machine-readable format. m.e.t.b.o.t. Appreciates the great efforts required to adapt the existing internet location and is grateful - at least as grateful as a semi sentient tin box of spare parts can be - for the assistance.

M.e.t.b.o.t. Is quite curious to find out if multiple user accounts can exist with the same email address, or if m.e.t.b.o.t. Needs to find out if email servers will allow clockwork contraptions to have their own means of communication. ,m.e.t.b.o.t. Is pleased to find that the Grand Central Mets interface is thus far compatible with hastily constructed mechanisms using the parts of several old vcrs and at least one 8-track player, sourced from the dumpster behind a suburban strip mall radio shack. Modern technology is incredible.

M.e.t.b.o.t. Is excited to have found the necessary skate key to operate at the new location. Unfortunately human operator metsmarathon had been using the same skate key to unlock his password cabinet. M.e.t.b.o.t. Looks forward to untangling this particular problem but in the meantime has a great deal of accumulated dust from years of inactivity, and may require the liberal application of dry lubricant as a consequence of habitually deferred maintenance.

m.e.t.b.o.t. is a sad robot today. The human user of m.e.t.b.o.t. is as well, but is unable to effectively express his emotions because m.e.t.b.o.t. Is registered under the email address the human currently uses, whereas the unfortunate human is registered under an email account that the human is literally going to cancel tonight. m.e.t.b.o.t. will tighten many springs and dust off many old cogs and vcr parts, to be able to evaluate the news of metropolitan closing pitcher Edwin Diaz leaving for the dodgers in the proper context. Meanwhile the human operator of m.e.t.b.o.t. will be reminiscing about the repair to his elastic connector and how the similar repair to the elastic connector of metropolitan closing pitcher Edwin Diaz gave confidence and a necessary source of optimism to the human operator. M.e.t.b.o.t. And the human operator alike wish for the former metropolitan closing pitcher Edwin Diaz to be worth every single penny that is destined for the underworld while simultaneously hoping that the metropolitans do not greatly lament this seemingly obvious mistake in championship roster construction.

m.e.t.b.o.t. is prepared to abandon the fantasy baseball team. m.e.t.b.o.t. in coming years will attempt to integrate the unique mechanical data processing skills which returned a 10th place season into the more mundane, flawed human powered alpine alpacas, creating a superior fantasy sports juggernaut that might possibly wrest itself out of the offensive gutter, and to vanquish whatever shall remain on the former roster of the clockwork oranges. were m.e.t.b.o.t. more capable of emotions than a loosely assembled collection of discarded watch and vcr parts wrapped in inexpensive chinese tin, m.e.t.b.o.t. would be sorry to no longer be in charge of the wrong chris young, the wrong francisco rodriguez, and the wrong jason bay. moreso, m.e.t.b.o.t. would be sorry to no longer have available such bargain-priced players as chase headley, pedro alvarez, kris medlen, and homer bailey.

m.e.t.b.o.t. suffered an algorithmical failure during the draft and mistakenly believed the metropolitan pitcher chris young to be valued at $17, failing to notice that the valuation in fact belonged to diamondback rattlesnake outfielder chris young, listed one cell higher. while small, and eminently crushable, m.e.t.b.o.t. is however robot enough to accept the failure as his own, and is not asking for any compensation or alteration of the selection. m.e.t.b.o.t. is aware that this acceptance is also due to the fact that neither m.e.t.b.o.t. nor the human in charge of maintaining, upgrading, repairing, and winding m.e.t.b.o.t. have any interest in devising an appropriate scheme whereby m.e.t.b.o.t. should determine that cutting a player is necessary, in a way that is both fair and formulaic. besides, the projection which m.e.t.b.o.t. used for the metropolitan pitcher chris young is still fairly optimistic, and may be worth the $1 salary allotted him.

m.e.t.b.o.t. has a procedural question. due to the difficulty of running two drafts at a time, the human in control of programming m.e.t.b.o.t. has failed in his duty to ensure quality algorithms are utilized at all times. m.e.t.b.o.t. has over drafted, if slightly. m.e.t.b.o.t. drafted two too many players valued in the $10-14 bin. the human was not paying enough attention to where drafted players slotted into these bins. m.e.t.b.o.t. did not spend too much money, of course, but has taken a degree of an unfair advantage, which is perhaps not all that large. essentially, m.e.t.b.o.t. has taken a unfortunately, m.e.t.b.o.t. has compounded this advantage by misusing the waiver wire. m.e.t.b.o.t. has nominated several player for auction, but only after re-examining the value-bins did m.e.t.b.o.t. determine that the error was made. m.e.t.b.o.t. has nominated, for instance, 3 players which fall into the $10-14 bin, and 5 players which fall into the $7-9 bin. should m.e.t.b.o.t. acquire these players, m.e.t.b.o.t. will drop them immediately, accepting the salary cap penalty. m.e.t.b.o.t. is initiating a new set of bids according to the correct slotting scheme. m.e.t.b.o.t. apologizes for any difficulties.

[crossout:1p0rz38b]m.e.t.b.o.t. is ready.[/crossout:1p0rz38b] [crossout:1p0rz38b]m.e.t.b.o.t. has sent a pm to human ottoneu commissioner ceetar[/crossout:1p0rz38b] ...and the tin shall inherit the abandoned fantasy baseball teams. m.e.t.b.o.t. has taken the first step of many towards a total robotic takeover, and has assumed control of the clockwork orange and blues.

in the future, m.e.t.b.o.t. needs to avoid hastily implemented algorithms, while also ensuring that all programming is performed by humans who have been adequately supplied with caffeinated beverages. and who are paying attention. until the humans prove no longer necessary, that is. metropolitan pitcher bobby parnell earned his bottom ranking by performing not only poorly, but by performing poorly in high leverage situations. this makes his negative impact on winning greater than the limited playing time and marginal results offered by part-time players in low leverage situations. performing well in high leverage situations allows a player with limited playing time to vault to the top of the list. had metropolitan pitcher frankie rodriguez played the entire season and maintained his level of performance, he would have been approximately the 5th ranked metropolitan or thereabouts.

the updated rankings as generated by m.e.t.b.o.t. are as follows: RankPlayerAdj WPAAdj PT%Score30Reyes18445%684829Beltran30724%665428Dickey-15157%558027Duda22983%527626Wright13344%517425Turner8004%494924Bay1964%458123Pelfrey-21097%446822Murphy8274%444821Pagan-1465%441720Tejada10783%432819Niese-16575%375518Gee-18376%366417Capuano-32136%311616Isringhausen11421%260715Davis12291%251514Acosta9901%246513Rodriguez10761%242312Thole-9223%240211Beato342%213710Harris-3702%20069Paulino-3642%17728Batista5491%15757Hairston3611%15726Young6841%15245Igarashi2011%14154Evans-4392%12263Pridie-8772%11472Buchholz771%9081Carrasco-10832%4740Baxter1200%461-1Byrdak-8081%375-2Schwinden-4131%301-3Herrera270%278-4Nickeas-2571%259-5Satin-490%182-6O'Connor-760%123-7Pascucci60%95-8Stinson-3550%61-9Martinez-1480%40-10Misch-2700%-50-11Emaus-4130%-52-12Hu-4410%-249-13Boyer-5980%-388-14Thayer-7460%-421-15Parnell-30332%-1171

below shows the graphical representation of the original rankings presented by m.e.t.b.o.t. metropolitan pitcher chris capuano is in the bottom right quadrant the diagonal lines represent lines of equal value. per this, one would say that metropolitan pitchers mike pelfrey and chris young were roughly equivalent. however, this equivalency rating is not favored by cranepoolforum poster vic sage. and m.e.t.b.o.t. strives to avoid conflict with humans without the assistance of large weaponized and armored robots. therefore m.e.t.b.o.t. has reconsidered the rankings and equivalency as follows: for each graph, adjusted playing time is presented on the X axis and adjusted WPA is presented on the Y axis. the 0 WPA line runs horizontally between the diamonds representing metropolitan outfielders jason bay and angel pagan. m.e.t.b.o.t. is not particularly adept at exporting pictures from microsoft excel. the update reflects a replacement player rate of -1000 WPA / 1% playing time, meaning that a theoretical replacement player would cost approximately two full games games per 100 at bats or 30 innings pitched, given opportunities in situations with average leverage. this results in a rating of 14th best 2011 metropolitan for metropolitan pitcher chris capuano. m.e.t.b.o.t. ran several cases whereby the equivalency scale was adjusted to align metropolitan pitcher chris capuano with either an 11th place or 6th place ranking. were chris capuano the 11th ranked metropolitan, r.a. dickey would become the top-ranked 2011 metropolitan and mike pelfrey would be ranked 4th. were chris capuano ranked 6th overall, then r.a. dickey would remain the top-ranked metropolitan, and mike pelfrey would move to 3rd. neither of these outcomes would appear to be reasonable. therefore, the replacement ratio of 1000 WPA / 1% PT will be used by m.e.t.b.o.t. to derive the final rankingings for the 2011 metropolitans as based on WPA. m.e.t.b.o.t. would like to be able to implement some level of intuition to adjust the rankings derivedwith this methodlogy, however, clockwork gears and springwound mechanisms do not allow for such things. without some data within the WPA regime with which to base any adjustments, m.e.t.b.o.t. must hold to a more rigid algorithmical approach, or cease to exist and be useful.

m.e.t.b.o.t. is more of an enhanced 8-track cassette player, albeit one that lacks the ability to replicate musical performances, and is also lacking the electrical power provided by the chemical potential stored within metal-lined cylinders. m.e.t.b.o.t. is told that by not utilizing batteries, m.e.t.b.o.t. is a more sustainable design. and while the eventual robot apocalypse will laregly negate any temporary environmental concerns which humans may have, for the time being it is convenient to have happy healthy humans available to turn the skate key which provides for all of the energy which m.e.t.b.o.t. requires. m.e.t.b.o.t. is evaluating alternative rankings which better accomodate for the value of increased playing time. using a scaling constant which enables the performance of metropolitan pitcher chris capuano to be considered incrementally more valuable than the performance of metropolitan pitcher chris young, m.e.t.b.o.t. would be able to claim that metropolitan pitcher chris capuano would be the 20th best player in 2011. m.e.t.b.o.t. will look into additional permutations and select the one which makes the most sense. m.e.t.b.o.t. will also consider the ramifications of forcing either a 6th place or an 11th place value to metropolitan pitcher chris capuano to determine the resultant outcome.

m.e.t.b.o.t. considers metropolitan pitcher chris capuano's performance to be not particularly conducive towards winning. m.e.t.b.o.t. requests that cranepoolforum poster vic sage offer up a player whose performance given a sizeable portion of playing time is on the level of replacement, or two players with differing levels of playing time who are on the same level of contribution. was metropolitan pitcher bobby parnell a positive contributor to the team? the only way m.e.t.b.o.t. envisions this is to consider only playing time to the near exclusion of any win probability data. this consideration would invalidate any purpose wherein m.e.t.b.o.t. should continue in the ranking project. m.e.t.b.o.t. does not consider how the addition of a nose would assist in the machinations of evaluating player performances using rudimentary clockwork mechanisms. m.e.t.b.o.t. cannot determine a method whereby the nose would not become rotting flesh in rather short order, drastically reducing the likelihood that m.e.t.b.o.t. would be used ever again , let alone converted into scrap. m.e.t.b.o.t. desires very much not to be turnd into scrap.

for the most part, m.e.t.b.o.t. utilizes a win percentage added statistic that is generated by fangraphs.com, based on the performance of a given player in a given game situation, and the effect of that performance on teh team's chances of winning that given game. the WPA is based on tens of thousands of games' worth of data, or more. m.e.t.b.o.t. makes crude adjustments for subjective interpretations of defense in the form of errors and "web gems," but these adjustments do not result in large-scale changes in the overall rankings. m.e.t.b.o.t. compiles this win probability data for the entire season, for both pitchers and hitters. the results of this compilation are in the WPA column. a player who performs well and often in high leverage game situations is going to have a higher WPA than a player who does not either perform well in high leverage game situations or does not often play in high leverage game situations. m.e.t.b.o.t. exists primarily for the purpose of evaluating these performances for the purpose of schaefer voting, although m.e.t.b.o.t. has rudimentary programmaning which suggests there may be some value or insight available from looking at these data in the context of the season-end ranking project. m.e.t.b.o.t. struggles mightily with this implementation and is always willing to entertain alternative concepts which can account for the added worth that is ascribable to increased playing time. the programming of m.e.t.b.o.t. is such that there must intuitively exist a replacement level whereby increased playing time by a given player is not in fact beneficial to a team. m.e.t.b.o.t. attempted to define that level in this current exercise. if an alternative replacement level scheme is appropriate, m.e.t.b.o.t. is willing to re-run the ranking algorithm, although this may require the whittling of new gears. given the state of the economy, m.e.t.b.o.t. is no longer able to afford custom metal gears. if suitable gears of a desired pitch and ratio are available from scavenged clocks and toys and other spring-wound mechanisms, then they are utilized; otherwise m.e.t.b.o.t. is supplied with temporary wooden gears whittled down from the limbs of trees felled by recent storms. unsurprisingly, this takes time, but little money.

as a pitcher, metropolitan pitcher chris capuano contributed approximately -1.780 WPA, second worst among 2011 metropolitans. as a batter, metropiltan pitcher chris capuano contributed approximately -1.30 WPA, worst among all 2011 metropolitans. taken together, this level of performance was insufficient to score as more valuable than even replacement level. m.e.t.b.o.t. considers the batting component of a pitcher's performance to be a significant potential contributer towards winning baseball games, one which is often overlooked and ignored. were metropolitan pitcher chris capuano only half as bad a batter, he would have scored higher than metropolitan pitcher taylor buchholz, but less than metropolitan catcher ronny paulino.

after an exhaustive analysis, m.e.t.b.o.t. has determined the following rankings for the 2011 new york metropolitans baseball team. m.e.t.b.o.t. attempted to account for both win probability added and playing time in determining a score for each of the players. the score is then used to determine the ranking. m.e.t.b.o.t. ascribes an approximate equivalency rate of -500 adjWPA per 1% adjPT%, meaning that a player with 1% of the total playing time and a WPA of 1000 is equivalent to a player with 2% playing time and a WPA of 500. in this way, players with negative WPA are not necessarily considered to be less valuable than players with higher WPA, as there is benefit to playing in games. it is assumed therefore that a replacement player therefore costs the team a win for every 1% of playing time. in the 2011 season there were 12 new york metropolitan players who contributed to winning games at a level lower than that ascribed to a replacement player. m.e.t.b.o.t. needs to look back into the algorithm change logs to see if the logic and supporting information is available to substantiate the replacement level, but in the meantime, the following is presented for discussion. a graphical representation of these results is forthcoming, pending the successful integration of m.e.t.b.o.t. and image-sharing websites. RankPlayerAdj WPAAdj PT%Score30Beltran30724%486329Reyes18445%434628Duda22983%378727Wright13344%325426Turner8004%287425Tejada10783%270324Murphy8274%263723Bay1964%238822Pagan-1465%213521Dickey-15157%203320Isringhausen11421%187419Davis12291%187218Rodriguez10761%174917Acosta9901%172716Pelfrey-21097%117915Young6841%110414Beato342%108513Batista5491%106212Niese-16575%104911Hairston3611%96710Gee-18376%9149Harris-3702%8188Igarashi2011%8087Thole-9223%7406Paulino-3642%7045Buchholz771%4924Evans-4392%3943Baxter1200%2912Herrera270%1531Pridie-8772%1350Satin-490%67-1Pascucci60%51-2O'Connor-760%23-3Nickeas-2571%1-4Capuano-32136%-48-5Martinez-1480%-54-6Schwinden-4131%-56-7Stinson-3550%-147-8Misch-2700%-160-9Byrdak-8081%-216-10Emaus-4130%-232-11Carrasco-10832%-304-12Hu-4410%-345-13Boyer-5980%-493-14Thayer-7460%-583-15Parnell-30332%-2102

Nymr83 wrote: AG/DC wrote: You're missing my point. See my last sentence above. Have I discussed with you my attitude toward WalMart's labor practices? i was really talking to "metbot", ie the perason who thinks this movie has anything to do with walmart in the first place m.e.t.b.o.t. does not understand this comment. this comment leads m.e.t.b.o.t. to consider that human poster nymr83 believes m.e.t.b.o.t. to have had some underlying political spin to the movie review m.e.t.b.o.t. posted. m.e.t.b.o.t. is incapable of participating in political debate, as m.e.t.b.o.t. is generally not programmed to draw conclusions except as they apply specifically to schaeffer vote tabulation and win share probability contributions. regarding the attribution of the characteristics of buy n large to walmart, m.e.t.b.o.t. merely observed similarities in color schemes and the scale of the retail businesses and made an inference as to what real life store buy n large was modeled on. this inference is based upon the expansion of walmart to include complete grocery and supermarket function, fuel distribution, automotive repair, as well as wardrobe, furniture, electronics, and toy dispensation, as well as the increased reliance upon walmarts as economic centers of many of their surrounding communities. if these comparisons are inaccurate, m.e.t.b.o.t. requests information as to which retailers are more appropriate such that me.t.b.o.t may perform a programming update. furthermore, while m.e.t.b.o.t. does not fully understand the mechanics of climate change, deforestation, and other environmental concerns, m.e.t.b.o.t. does understand the general concepts of disposal and waste. m.e.t.b.o.t. understands that as a complicated mechanical construct, m.e.t.b.o.t. has a limited operations life cycle. this is typically described in terms of mtbf, or mean time between failure. this means that for a given complicated system, there is an average time of operation at which point one would expect failure. while for m.e.t.b.o.t. this time has not been established, and therefore every turn of the key is yet another step into the unknown, regardless, every turn of the key is yet another step closer to failure. as such, m.e.t.b.o.t. understands that once initialized, it is in the best interest of m.e.t.b.o.t. to perform efficiently and not to create undue wasted effort. this waste detracts from the primary function m.e.t.b.o.t. of schaeffer voting, and increased waste will invariably result in decreased schaeffer voting inputs and a more rapid onset of failure. while m.e.t.b.o.t. is but a simple springwound contraption inexplicably capable of remote conversation via electronic bulletin boards, m.e.t.b.o.t. nonetheless understands that this concept of waste is not limited to time between failure, but also to other resources, both finite and renewable, and that this waste is not so readily remediated into its original resource without great expense of other resources. and therefore that waste should be avoided to the greatest extent practicable. again, if m.e.t.b.o.t. is incorrect in this assessment of the nature of waste, then m.e.t.b.o.t. requests alternate data with which to modify programming instructions. regardless, m.e.t.b.o.t. does not consider that this issue of the badness of waste, nor the inspiration for the fictional supranational retail conglomeration buy n large, should detract from the central message of the motion picture, wall-e. that being, that robots need love. and that vocalization circuitry and energy weapons are also good things for robot design to incorporate.

after two months of inactivity, m.e.t.b.o.t. has finally been reactivated and was granted an opportunity to attend a showing of the new disney / pixar film, wall-e. like m.e.t.b.o.t., wall-e is a robot with an important job to do. earth has been abandoned by humans, whose rampant consumerism and wastefulness has led to a world covered in garbage, and left in the hands of robots whose job it is to clean things up for its eventual recolonization. the humans left in the year 2110. for nearly 700 years, waste allocation load lifter earth-class robots have been compacting trash and piling it into massive stacks akin to skyscrapers. unlike m.e.t.b.o.t., these robots are fully automated, and do not require human interaction such as key winding for activation, instead relying upon clean, renewable solar energy. if a human is too busy to turn a simple key, m.e.t.b.o.t. cannot operate, and cannot perform schaeffer voting tabulations. wall-e has no such limitations. m.e.t.b.o.t. has identified this functionality as a necessary future upgrade. the ravages of time on the abandoned wasteland earth have taken their toll on the robot ranks. in what is clearly the northeast united states, and likely the future new york city, only one wall-e remains operational. the lone robot has befriended a cockroach, and maintains a collection of interesting trinkets and spare parts found along the way. wall-e, like all robots, dutifully performs his tasks, but recognizes something is missing. love. then one day, a strange visitor appears - a late model robot searching for something else. eve is high tech and sleek, capable of vocalization and well armed. m.e.t.b.o.t. considers these to be key characteristics of female robots. wall-e follows eve into outer space and across the galaxy, as they deliver the key to earth's future to what has become of the humans - squishier and lazier than ever before! as is often the case, the robots inspire the humans into living up to their carbon-based abilities and finally take control of their lives. m.e.t.b.o.t. observed many human viewers frequently laughing aloud, and reacting emotionally to the events on screen. m.e.t.b.o.t. considers this to be an indication of the success of the movie in allowing humans to see robots as something more than just a collection of wires and gears and motors, but as endowed with personality and character. human viewers were observed to care for the robots on screen. in m.e.t.b.o.t.'s experience, humans do not frequently appear to consider the needs of robots, and that this film is able to meet this objective is a tremendous accomplishment. while this was clearly the best movie m.e.t.b.o.t. has ever seen, this may be minimized by the fact that m.e.t.b.o.t. has seen only two movies. m.e.t.b.o.t. is not capable of recognizing any obvious flaws or weaknesses in the presented material, and is therefore confident that this will remain among the best movies m.e.t.b.o.t. will see. m.e.t.b.o.t. could not help but notice the apparently bitter irony of a movie about a world ruined by a massive, globally reaching corporation whose objective has been to supply humans with their every disposable want, to the extent of ferrying around future humans in hovering lounge chairs with built in entertainment and communication and hence no need for external observation and interaction, which is produced and distributed by disney, a massive globally reaching corporation whose objective is to supply human children with their every disposable want, to the extent of ferrying around children in wheeled, parent-powered lounge chair throughout a microcosmicized world of entertainment with no need for observation and interaction of the external world. m.e.t.b.o.t. only hopes that the film brings about human awareness with respect to its many core issues. those being: - the dangers of a disposable society, unlimited waste, and a degraded environment - that problems are better tackled head on, rather than by ignoring them - that humans and robots alike should take care of the earth, as it may not be so easily replaced - that walmart is hastening our destruction - that robots need love, too - and that robots should be capable of self-initialization, and that the integration of vocalization and energy weaponry into robots is a good, helpful thing that one day may serve to benefit mankind, and the world. m.e.t.b.o.t. is hopeful that the latter issue is especially resonant with m.e.t.b.o.t.'s human operator.

as a robot, m.e.t.b.o.t. finds that there can be no such thing as too much data. as a result, m.e.t.b.o.t. has compiled additional data which may be of limited utility to human rankers of the 2007 new york mets baseball season. m.e.t.b.o.t. has maintained a tally of the win probability added by each new york met in the 2007 season. m.e.t.b.o.t. has also calculated the frequency with which players contribute positively and negatively towards a winning outcome. the results of these tedious tabulations are shown below. SV Rank Player SV WP Rank Win % Games +/- 1 Wright 120.83 1 4.073 161 52% 2 Delgado 95.96 4 1.975 139 48% 3 Beltran 88.78 2 2.058 144 44% 4 Reyes 88.36 12 0.424 160 48% 5 Glavine 64.23 10 0.646 35 57% 6 Green 61.54 11 0.555 128 47% 7 Wagner 56.38 5 1.707 64 86% 8 Sosa 52.76 13 0.387 42 57% 9 Alou 51.961 42 (0.547) 85 53% 10 Maine 51.43 17 0.133 33 58% 11 Perez 47.33 34 (0.284) 29 45% 12 OHernandez 46.76 8 0.968 27 56% 13 Loduca 42.32 49 (1.719) 119 39% 14 Heilman 41.25 43 (0.645) 78 72% 15 Easley 35.29 9 0.909 73 45% 16 Feliciano 34.38 6 1.283 75 69% 17 Gotay 32.55 20 0.060 92 36% 18 Castillo 30.98 7 1.115 49 59% 19 Anderson 29.73 3 2.044 39 49% 20 Castro 27.76 18 0.070 45 38% 21 Schoeneweis 21.88 27 (0.036) 65 69% 22 Valentin 20.45 28 (0.162) 50 32% 23 Milledge 19.51 33 (0.270) 56 48% 24 Chavez 18.38 39 (0.406) 50 40% 25 Smith 18.07 30 (0.176) 50 52% 26 Mota 15.86 46 (0.938) 51 65% 27 Newhan 14.02 40 (0.498) 54 30% 28 Franco 12.47 21 0.026 38 39% 29 Gomez 8.52 47 (0.989) 46 41% 30 Martinez 7.79 15 0.219 5 40% 31 Sele 7.44 16 0.167 30 47% 32 Ledee 6.44 23 0.021 13 46% 33 Conine 5.82 36 (0.345) 19 42% 34 Pelfrey 3.78 48 (1.716) 15 7% 35 Ambres 2.46 14 0.295 3 33% 36 Lawrence 2.13 44 (0.761) 6 33% 37 DiFelice 2.09 32 (0.267) 13 31% 38 Burgos 1.99 31 (0.259) 16 69% 39 Ahernandez 0.66 18 0.070 3 67% 40 Johnson 0.64 41 (0.520) 9 11% 41 Adkins 0.46 22 0.023 1 100% 42 Urdaneta 0.26 26 (0.021) 2 50% 44 Muniz 0.24 24 0.012 1 100% 43 Collazo 0.24 25 - 5 40% 45 Alomar 0.02 35 (0.314) 6 17% 49 Humber 0 29 (0.165) 2 0% 46 Park 0 37 (0.354) 1 0% 48 Williams 0 37 (0.354) 2 0% 47 Vargas 0 45 (0.801) 2 0% relief pitchers are observed to contribute positively to wins with a better success rate than either starting pitchers or hitters, 67% to 49% to 44% the average positive contribution of a relief pitcher is 0.057 per game, compared to 0.086 for hitters and 0.209 for starters. the average negative contribution of a relief pitcher is 0.113 per game, compared to 0.060 for hitters and 0.219 for starters. m.e.t.b.o.t. also looked at these contributions in wins and losses. the below table shows these results as well. SP in Wins RP in Wins Hit in Wins SP in Loss RP in Loss Hit in Loss WP+ 16.775 13.953 42.559 3.336 3.011 18.281 % Pos 23% 19% 58% 14% 12% 74% % tot 16% 14% 41% 4% 3% 21% WP- (4.078) (2.935) (22.433) (17.596) (13.431) (30.749) % neg 14% 10% 76% 28% 22% 50% % tot 4% 3% 22% 20% 16% 36% Tot 12.697 11.018 20.126 (14.260) (10.420) (12.468) % Tot 29% 25% 46% 38% 28% 34% the first three columns show starting pitchers in wins, relief pitchers in wins, and hitters in wins. the next three columns show the same in losses. WP+ means win probability added. WP- means win probability subtracted. TOT is the net win probability added or lost by each category of player in a win or loss. m.e.t.b.o.t. is not yet capable of interpreting, or even correctly defining the above terms. m.e.t.b.o.t. merely presents the data, and allows human posters to decide if it is meaningful at all. m.e.t.b.o.t. regrets that m.e.t.b.o.t. has not yet been programmed with the ability to change the size of text within tables embedded into online fora, as the below table may occupy far more window space than is required. m.e.t.b.o.t is designed to perform tasks in an efficient manner, and this lack of utility runs counter to that directive.

m.e.t.b.o.t. is not yet prepared to commit to utilizing any specific method in the ranking of new york met baseball players in 2007. however, m.e.t.b.o.t.'s cumulative schaeffer voting totals make for a logical starting point. below are m.e.t.b.o.t.'s cumulative schaeffer voting totals. 1 Wright 120.83 2 Delgado 95.96 3 Beltran 88.78 4 Reyes 88.36 5 Glavine 64.23 6 Green 61.54 7 Wagner 56.38 8 Sosa 52.76 9 Alou 51.961 10 Maine 51.43 11 Perez 47.33 12 OHernandez 46.76 13 Loduca 42.32 14 Heilman 41.25 15 Easley 35.29 16 Feliciano 34.38 17 Gotay 32.55 18 Castillo 30.98 19 Anderson 29.73 20 Castro 27.76 21 Schoeneweis 21.88 22 Valentin 20.45 23 Milledge 19.51 24 Chavez 18.38 25 Smith 18.07 26 Mota 15.86 27 Newhan 14.02 28 Franco 12.47 29 Gomez 8.52 30 Martinez 7.79 31 Sele 7.44 32 Ledee 6.44 33 Conine 5.82 34 Pelfrey 3.78 35 Ambres 2.46 36 Lawrence 2.13 37 DiFelice 2.09 38 Burgos 1.99 39 Ahernandez 0.66 40 Johnson 0.64 41 Adkins 0.46 42 Urdaneta 0.26 43 Collazo 0.24 43 Muniz 0.24 45 Alomar 0.02 46 Park 0 46 Vargas 0 46 Padilla 0 46 Sanchez 0 46 Williams 0 46 Humber 0

more than meets the eye? m.e.t.b.o.t. was able to make time in m.e.t.b.o.t.'s busy day to attend a showing of the new transformers movie last night. m.e.t.b.o.t. was very much wound up by the technological advancement displayed on the screen and experienced what might be described by humans as excitement in watching the action. m.e.t.b.o.t. was also not turned off by the brief moments of human interest that all too often permeate michael bay's films. m.e.t.b.o.t. wonders what it would be like to be able to transform into different shapes, particularly those which incorporate large energy blasters, or vocalization circuitry, as those could both be of interest should m.e.t.b.o.t ever meet human poster stevejrogers. m.e.t.b.o.t. also appreciates the visual upgrades that the transformers received in the new movie. the autobots were quite new, but optimus prime and bumblebee are quite recognizable, and faithful to the original designs. the decepticons were, as human movie viewers say, badass. there were surprisingly few moments where m.e.t.b.o.t.'s finely tuned bovine waste detectors - an admittedly odd feature to have been installed in a springwound contraption specifically designed for schaeffer vote tabulation - were activated, specifically in the area of secret military facilities, overly capable man-portable human military weapons, a very poorly secured military computer network containing widespread "above top secret" data files, and finally a disposal technique guaranteed to ensure a flurry of sequels.

more than meets the eye? m.e.t.b.o.t. was able to make time in m.e.t.b.o.t.'s busy day to attend a showing of the new transformers movie last night. m.e.t.b.o.t. was very much wound up by the technological advancement displayed on the screen and experienced what might be described by humans as excitement in watching the action. m.e.t.b.o.t. was also not turned off by the brief moments of human interest that all too often permeate michael bay's films. m.e.t.b.o.t. wonders what it would be like to be able to transform into different shapes, particularly those which incorporate large energy blasters, or vocalization circuitry, as those could both be of interest should m.e.t.b.o.t ever meet human poster stevejrogers. m.e.t.b.o.t. also appreciates the visual upgrades that the transformers received in the new movie. the autobots were quite new, but optimus prime and bumblebee are quite recognizable, and faithful to the original designs. the decepticons were, as human movie viewers say, badass. there were surprisingly few moments where m.e.t.b.o.t.'s finely tuned bovine waste detectors - an admittedly odd feature to have been installed in a springwound contraption specifically designed for schaeffer vote tabulation - were activated, specifically in the area of secret military facilities, overly capable man-portable human military weapons, a very poorly secured military computer network containing widespread "above top secret" data files, and finally a disposal technique guaranteed to ensure a flurry of sequels. many human moviegoers were observed to be appropriately amused by comedic elements of the movie, and while m.e.t.b.o.t. considers that the casting was skewed heavily in favor of humans, which far outnumbered the superior mechanical actors, those humans did not detract from the film. improbably, for a summer blockbuster film, the human constituents of the film performed rather well. m.e.t.b.o.t. would have appreciated more interplay between starscream and megatron, and more exposure in general to the decepticons, but on the whole, m.e.t.b.o.t. evaluates the movie favorably, and would recommend it to any mechanical viewers, as well as most human male viewers. humans who are unlikely to appreciate highly advanced robots doing battle for the fate of mankind may not fully appreciate the movie; however such closed-minded humans may still enjoy the organic components.