bmfc1 wrote: Every year, during one of the holidays, we visit our friends and every year, someone asks our hostess how she likes her coffee and every year, she says "Black. Like my men." It's a tradition. Every single time I order coffee somewhere and someone asks how I like it (which isn't nearly as often as you might think since most coffee places have milk & sugar on the side now) I answer 'strong & black, like my men'. You see I'm a heterosexual white guy so, you know, its funny. The joke's old and more times than not, I'm the only one who laughs but laugh I do. One time, I was out for breakfast with my little brother - who is cuter and much more charming than me - and the waitress poses the question. I responded with my standard line and got a rolling eyes smirk. Little bro then hits her with "...and I'd like mine weak & bitter like my women." She thought he was just the cat's pajamas. Little bastard.