You could boo star players from close-in seats, like Soupcan likes to do. - It IS fun. You guys should try it. You could be one of those douchejacks chanting "Yankees Suck!" - I prefer 'stink'. Sets a better example for my kids. You could arrive late or leave early. - If you don't get there early how can you expect to get the best parking spot in the 'Reserved Lot'? Duh. You could drink too much and start a fight. - I throw peanuts when I drink too much and when they turn around I point at the people behind me. You could be one of those asstards constantly moving to "better" seats that don't belong to them. - Drives me crazy! Who do they think they are? Me? You could take off your shirt or paint your face. - Gotta lose at least 15 lbs before I start that up again. You could be one of those cockrings who don't chant "Let's Go Mets!" but only chant "whoo!" - Yeah pick one or the other. Shouting both leaves no time to catch your breath. You could sit in the middle of the row and leave your seat 3 or 4 times a game. - that's why I bring a 'pee bucket' to every game. You could be one of those ignoramuses who take cues from MFY fans and chant shit like "Tom-my Glav-ine! (clap-clap! clap-clap-clap)!" - I got nuthin' You could be one of those buttwipes who talk on their cellphone all game. - Just so my wife knows I'm telling the truth about where I am. There's a history there. Or one of the ultabuttwipes who talk on their cellphones while being hyperaware of the cameras placing them in the background. - See above. You could get all excited only when they're launching t-shirts. - Used to until I caught one. Like i need a shirt that says 'Pepsi Party Patrol' Ooooh! You could sing along to Sweet Caroline but not "Take me out to the ballgame." Was surprised to learn it was 'OH, OH, OH!' rather than 'BA, BA, BA!' You could remain seated with your hat on during the Star-spangled banner. -Worst part of the game experience for me - exposing the hat head. You could applaud the first pitch when thrown out by some sales weenie from a sponsor but boo the first time a Met throws ball four. - I applaud the effort it takes to be #1 in the lower tri-state area in business machine sales. Good for him! You could be one of those peckerwoods who enters the out door of the Men's room and pisses on the floor. -Have never done both of those during the same visit but you've given me an idea. You could fail to pass the money down to the vendor at the end of the row, or tip him. - I like to ball-up the bills and throw them to the vendors. Not so much fun when they huck the quarters back at me though. You could elbow a kid in the face to catch a foul ball and not give it to him afterward. -or throw a box of popcorn at the guy about to catch it so he misses it - not that I've ever done that. More than once. You could be one of those shithammers who orders an ice-cream helmet sundae and selects the all-black helmet. -Did you know they had orange ones during the playoffs? Very kewl. You could be one of those pathetic adults waving a baseball and pen at ballplayers warming up. - Dude, it's for my son. I swear.