Those are better than most of the others out there because they're so, er, personalized, for lack of a better word. Like: the references to running down the right field line, the location of the bullpen at Shea relative to where Lastings was playing, playing off of how Chipper named his son to name Lastings' kids, the cross around Lasting Milledge's neck is the secret to the Da Vinci Code, Jason Grimsley admitted to using steroids and turned himself over to the FBI after he saw Lastings Milledge was coming to town, Lastings Milledge beat Jose Reyes in a race running backwards, Lastings Milledge wiped the smile of Andruw Jones' face Lastings Milledge removed Rick Peterson's jacket.