Valadius

Lawton has never been a center fielder for very long, or perhaps ever. I sure don't remember him in center.

Great game by Trax... although he should have been lifted after 7.2. He looked EXHAUSTED out there.

MK might live to see it.

DAMN YOU BASEBALL DEMONS!!!!!

Beltran FINALLY gets a hit.

Great at-bat by Reyes!

He's the weak link as always, that Howie.

What about the SAABP? That's good, isn't it?

Trax seems to be striking everyone out looking.

I made a funny thread:[url]http://cybermessageboard.ehost.com/getalife/viewtopic.php?t=1052[/url]

I'm moving to DC tomorrow.

WRIGHT GOES KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trax goes 1-2-3.

Cleveland just won, beating Toronto 9-3, behind Travis Hafner's two homers.

I didn't think anything would be better than Wedding Crashers. This is.

Heh... my Marlins fan grandpa once said that Dontrelle Willis was a "flash in the pan". My dad loves needling him about that.

Top 9 - Fish 7, Cubbies 5.

Many players do become scouts.But that's beside the point.The point is, Pedro is a leader on this ballclub, and he has the right to speak his mind within the organization. Here's the difference between Pedro and a guy like, say, Kobe Bryant: Pedro brings people closer to him. Kobe et. al. push people away.

When's Edgy returning from his sojourn?

Now that we possibly might have first base sewn up with the Jake-Monster, our attention focuses on second base. We'll likely see Anderson Hernandez in September. Matsui needs to play well from here on out in order to stay here.

Yeah, but way too much of it is me and Zvon...

I know... barely anybody was around during last night's game...

All comments, critiques, and ideas are welcome.Actually, I'm encouraging them. Please, read this thread. I'm quite proud of it.

What up, suckas? Ain't any one of you got the news? My Uncle Doc's done turned himself in already. What're y'all still doing down here in Tampa?Nice of you to show up, turdwipe.Who you callin' a turd, flapjack?Hey man... this is some good shit... hee hee! Oh Sheff, Sheff, glad you're here, you gotta thank your cousin for me... yeah...The hell is you talkin' 'bout, you high-off-your-ass fart-knocker?Yup, *burp* here it comes...So, like, you know how your cousin, Dwight Jr. got like, done in by the MAN last week or whatever? So like, me and um, Julio went down to the impound and broke in and got his weed back for him! Hope he doesn't mind that we... hee hee! Um, took a little taste... actually we ate it all so nobody would find it on us... heeheehaha!!!SHH!!!!! Don't tell nobody!!!Aww HELL no!!! What about them bullets?What you gonna do with bullets without a gun, fool?Those weren't any old rounds, gimpy. They got screw-off tops, that's where Uncle Doc keeps his coke!Umm... oops...You fat little drunk-ass, you ATE them, didn't you? All right, we gotta make you throw that crap up. Boomer, you gotta hop on that overgrown belly o' his. Jump, jellybean, jump!Blugh!!!!!!!Let's see what we got here... here them bullets... oh snap, fatso, how'd you fit Joey Eischen down there?Rawrrr!!!!!!That boy crazy as hell!Hey there, Joey! You want to try some... OWWW!!!!! He bit me!!!RAWRRR!!!!!!!! RAWrrr.....That sedative should do the trick. Don't ask me how I got the needle, it just appeared out of nowhere and I didn't know what was in it, I swear...Quit your blabberin' and let's drag this boy out of here! I got us on the next flight out of Tampa, so let's get a goddamn move on, playas!

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