="Vince Coleman Firecracker"]="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]attention is the cocaine for all Gen Y Mook Retards, and there's an awful lot of them, evidenced not only by idiotic behavior at games like this but by the whole "Look at me!" culture (tattoos, myspace, reality TV etc etc) Ouch- I do the Yankees suck chant, I have tattoos and a myspace page. I suddenly feel like a Retard Mook. I haven't been on reality TV, though- am I OK or am I doomed to Mookdom? =) Ooh, also- is this guy a Mook? He's THE Mook. (Except at my house, where THE Mook is our cat whom also happens to be named Mookie in tribute to #1.)