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SJR rules, the CPF wouldn't be the CPF without this kind of banter. As for news, I get mine from the trivia questions printed on the outside of my instant oatmeal packets, like all civilized human beings do.

League ID 197583 Password hatemfys Standard 5x5 NL only rules. Come one, come all.

I am in... really, you can do an NL only league with as few as 8 owners but 10-12 works best. I can set up a league at Yahoo if anyone else wants in. Thoughts?

Look, handles!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I would probably draft a Tommy Kitaen, scouting report unseen. Would he be rolling around on David Coverdale's car?

Again, maybe the gin talking, but I'd like to drink a case of Schlitz and then put it in the butt of Miss Rheingold. Which one? Whatever... And I mean, now, in 2010. I'm sure they still look presentable enough.

I felt the need to revive this...

I hope that the Mets know something that virtually every impartial observer and/or relevant statistical measure of defense doesn't know, because their decisions and public statements run counter to virtually every example of both. (Also, point-of-fact: Hudson's base salary was 3.0 million... but with a heavy PA and games-played-based incentive package. He earned about 8 million last year.) "Felipe and I are still looking for a place to stay, though." She can check into the Hotel Del MyFace.

I am amused by the "All Star" 6 pack, since every time is represented technically every game features "all stars" visiting Citi Field. Too many weekdays... I'd love a Saturday 6 pack but it'll never happen.

You know how many ugly chicks I could score with that shirt? Like, five!

Notable unsigned free agents as of Feb 2. Catchers Paul Bako (38) Rod Barajas (34) - Type B, offered arb Michael Barrett (33) Jose Molina (35) Yorvit Torrealba (31) - Type B, not offered arb Javier Valentin (34) First basemen Rich Aurilia (38) Hank Blalock (29) Russell Branyan (34) Tony Clark (38) Carlos Delgado (38) - Type B, not offered arb Nomar Garciaparra (36) Mike Jacobs (29) Daryle Ward (35) Dmitri Young (36) Second basemen Orlando Hudson (32) - Type A, not offered arb Adam Kennedy (34) Felipe Lopez (30) - Type B, not offered arb Pablo Ozuna (35) Shortstops Alfredo Amezaga (32) Chris Gomez (39) Third basemen Rich Aurilia (38) Aaron Boone (37) Joe Crede (32) Nomar Garciaparra (36) Adam Kennedy (34) Pablo Ozuna (35) Robb Quinlan (33) Left fielders Garret Anderson (38) - Type B, not offered arb Marlon Anderson (36) Emil Brown (35) Johnny Damon (36) - Type A, not offered arb David Dellucci (36) Cliff Floyd (37) Jonny Gomes (29) Reed Johnson (33) Greg Norton (37) Wily Mo Pena (28) Gary Sheffield (41) Marcus Thames (33) Center fielders Alfredo Amezaga (32) Rocco Baldelli (28) Endy Chavez (32) Darin Erstad (36) Ryan Freel (34) Reed Johnson (33) Right fielders Jermaine Dye (36) - Type A, not offered arb Brian Giles (39) - Type B, not offered arb Jonny Gomes (29) Geoff Jenkins (35) Designated hitters Hank Blalock (29) Mike Jacobs (29) Gary Sheffield (41) Mike Sweeney (36) Starting pitchers Brandon Backe (32) Cha Seung Baek (30) Erik Bedard (31) - Type B, not offered arb Kris Benson (34) Paul Byrd (39) Bartolo Colon (37) Adam Eaton (32) Shawn Estes (37) Tom Glavine (44) Mike Hampton (37) Livan Hernandez (35) Jason Jennings (31) Jason Johnson (36) Braden Looper (35) - Type B, not offered arb Noah Lowry (29) Pedro Martinez (38) Eric Milton (34) Dustin Moseley (28) Mark Mulder (32) Odalis Perez (33) Sidney Ponson (33) Mark Prior (28) Jason Schmidt (37) John Smoltz (43) Brett Tomko (37) Chien-Ming Wang (30) Jarrod Washburn (35) Todd Wellemeyer (31) Kip Wells (33) Closers Kevin Gregg (32) - Type A, not offered arb Mike MacDougal (33) Right-handed relievers Joaquin Benoit (32) Chad Bradford (35) Kiko Calero (35) - Type B, not offered arb Eric Gagne (34) Edgar Gonzalez (27) Tom Gordon (42) Jason Isringhausen (37) Jorge Julio (31) Guillermo Mota (36) - Type B, not offered arb Chan Ho Park (37) - Type B, not offered arb Tomo Ohka (34) Troy Percival (40) Duaner Sanchez (30) Rudy Seanez (41) Russ Springer (41) - Type B, not offered arb Julian Tavarez (37) Luis Vizcaino (35) David Weathers (40) - Type B, not offered arb Jeff Weaver (33) Jamey Wright (35) Left-handed relievers John Bale (36) Joe Beimel (32) - Type B, not offered arb Alan Embree (40) Ron Mahay (39) Will Ohman (31) - Type B, not offered arb Glendon Rusch (35) Scott Schoeneweis (36) Ron Villone (40) Jamie Walker (38)

This made me happy, like Rex Ryan at the Ponderosa buffet happy.

Sad for upstate NY. This happened when I lived in Watertown, they lost a rookie league Indians affiliate. It sucks for those folks who are local and were regulars.

Cards and Rockies kicking the tires on [crossout:qvq3qogb]the guy married to the hard-on lady[/crossout:qvq3qogb] Lopez.

I have literally millions of friends on the Internet who share their movies with me. They're so nice!

This thread makes my brain/heart/cock/anus hurt.

Ronnie Belliard to the Dodgers for one year, 825k. According to MLB TV there's a weight clause, the contract is void if he reports to camp at 210 lbs or more. Or, as I call it, the "Gwynn clause."