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  1. Fman99
    Do you get 3 bobbleheads or just one? Or do you get a toy with all 3 of their heads grafted on to one body? That'd be my personal preference.
  2. Fman99
    Awkward exchange between my sister and my wife. Sis: So, you've been taking piano students? Wife: Yeah, I didn't recruit any. But a couple approached me, and I thought I'd give it a try. They've passed my name on to other people, so it's just worked out that way. Sis: So, I guess those who can't do, teach? Wife: Actually those who can't do... marry a rich fat guy and get nannies to take care of their kids, even though they don't work. Sis: I'm sorry. Wife: Nothing. Excuse me. POW!
  3. Fman99
    Edgy MD wrote: Wow. Read more at her blog, dipshitmetsfan.blogger.com.
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  5. Fman99
    Went to bed when Q lined out with the bases loaded in the 11th. Nice news to wake up to today. Anyone who watched Buck at the plate and then walked him on purpose -- twice -- should have their head examined. That's all I'm sayin.
  6. Fman99
    Frayed Knot wrote: Not to make a federal case out of it or anything, but the DBacks pitchers tonight have gone from Wade (Miley) to (Chaz) Roe. It's funny because it's about fetuses.
  7. Fman99
    Dang. 14 LOB tonight for the Mets.
  8. Fman99
    I don't like the bunt. But it worked AND NO OH GOD JOHN BUCK HIT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY AND IT'S NOT EVEN HIS TURN TO BAT!
  9. Fman99
    Ruben who? Omar with the leadoff hit.
  10. Fman99
    The D-Bags have brought in Sayid from Lost to pitch the home 10th. LGM!
  11. Fman99
    Good inning there by Bobby Pee. Let's put this game to bed, please.
  12. Fman99
    I'm convinced now that John Buck is the Mole. Some other team has him on their payroll with the intent of having him fuck up the Mets season in as many ways as possible. He's like Peter Fuckin Sellers out there.
  13. Fman99
    John Buck still finds a way to fuck the 9th inning up. What the hey.
  14. Fman99
    Or, you know, Omar could be the hero.
  15. Fman99
    Buck draws the free pass against stupid chin-merkin face. Juan Lagares, it's your time to shine, young man.
  16. Fman99
    JOSH FUCKIN SATIN! MARLON FUCKIN BYRD!
  17. Fman99
    Oh, Jeffrey Maier, whither goest thou?
  18. Fman99
    Damn, Fish Bird just missed a dinger there.
  19. Fman99
    Hey remember when JJ Putz was a Met with an awesome record and filthy stuff? Oh.
  20. Fman99
    Ugh, Muffy with the shitty pop up. Well, 3-2 anyway.
  21. Fman99
    You know what would be great? An out with a runner on 3rd that plates a fucking run.
  22. Fman99
    Parra with the faceplant. Rub some dirt on it, you sissy.
  23. Fman99
    John Buck sucks a train full of cocks.
  24. Fman99
    Heath Bell can eat a penny. Let's Go Mets.
  25. Fman99
    Woke up from my Sunday post lunch nap to see they were already down 5-0. No WPIX at my house so I went outside and listened to maybe 1-2 innings on my phone/XM. Then I turned it off. Thanks anyway.
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