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Watched the replay, some enjoyable spring baseball. DeGrom is lights out right now. Who is the blonde taking over sideline duties, whats her name? She`s the goods.

We've all bedded down with a pig at some point in our lives. Let's be honest.

Working from home today and watching the game, how sweet it is. It'd be great if the guy, when he finally catches the piggy bank head guy, drops him to the lawn and has intercourse with him. Not that I have seen this commercial too many times.

Post baseball douchnozzlery needs to be discussed and dissected, does it not? GM Brian Cashman says no more captains, ever, for the MFYs. Like Thurman Munson dying in a plane crash wasn't reason enough to hang that concept up. I want A-Rod to be the new captain, personally.

First televised game of the season (SNY) and the triumphant (let's hope) return of Matt Harvey to game action. I will be at work and recording it, to watch with Fboy on the DVR after dinner tomorrow night. Ah, sweet, sweet televised Mets baseball.

I predict a lot of problems with grabbing and pulling the bat out of the bat rack and then immediately feeling sinful and embarrassed. because they are straight and rigid like an erection, see

The good news is, also, that as per Rotoworld, Matt Harvey will make his spring debut that day. So that's a plus.

Finally! http://web.sny.tv/teams/tvschedule.jsp?oid=36018 Looks like the first game is Friday, 3/6 at 1 PM. I assume it will also be replayed that evening, at least, I hope that to be the case.

That tennis player that cut his own wiener off and became super [crossout:3pkc86po]beautiful[/crossout:3pkc86po] beastly.

Dear Derek, I know, it's been 15 years, and you've never returned my calls, or answered my letters, regardless of how much perfume I've sprayed on them. And I know, despite winning a ring together in 2009, that you've never really forgiven me for rolling you in Esquire magazine, when I said, you know, well, here, let me dig up the article, since I saved so many copies of it. I said this, if you don't recall. douchenozzle q. butternuts wrote: Jeter �has never had to lead. He can just go and play and have fun. He hits second � that's totally different than third or fourth in the lineup. You go into New York, you wanna stop Bernie [Williams] and Paul [O'Neill]. You never say, 'Don't let Derek beat us.' He's never your concern.� Well I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry I said this. But, come on, dude, we've both been through so much since then. You banged all those women and gave them fruit baskets, and I banged all those women who look like Paul Orendorf in his heyday, but hey, the important thing here, is, uh, wait, where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry I said mean things. Can you please forgive me? I'm tired of jerking off to your posters with the tape over the eyes so you can't see me. Thanks, your bestest bud, Alex-y-poo

I predict he's the player on the bench most likely to be confused for a coach. Seriously, how grey is this guy?

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote: ...with a hand-written letter to the fans, and, well, everybody else. http://m.mlb.com/news/article/109501412/alex-rodriguezs-letter-of-apology-to-fans?partnerId=as_mlb_20150217_40631696&adbid=567747270972407810&adbpl=tw&adbpr=18479513 Is this the first step to a confessional interview with the baseball version of Oprah on the MLB Network? This seems like an odd move. And because it's ARod, it will be openly mocked. This article gives me a big sweaty YLDBoner.

Edgy MD wrote: Well, THEN, here they got ahead of that, and said, "Well, we have to play Tejada every now and then anyhow, so we're thinking of maybe gearing his starts toward coinciding with Niese's." And then everybody knows where they stand, and if Tejada starts the fifth game of the season, there's no reason for Flores to say, "What's the matter? Don't they love me anymore? Look, I'm TRYING, OK?! I HATE YOU, TERRY! I HATE EVERYBODY!!!" Ew.

Wright is the key.

Six sub .500 years for the Metsies and six years of Bobby O in the SNY booth. Coincidence? Or is he just bad luck? I'm just saying, you know, I don't want him buying my scratch off games (or riding in my motorboat).

When? WHEN?

Edgy MD wrote: Lastly, Jeter sucked far more down the home stretch than Willie on his worst day. Did far more damage to his team's aspirations. Have fun in Hell. You can't say something blasphemous as this without expecting consequences!

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote: There was some pining for Stephen Drew, too. Glad we didn't lose a pick for that guy. Michael Bourn was another one. He hasn't done shit since signing his big fat contract.

A Boy Named Seo wrote: My Doyer-loving girlfriend would cut my pelotas off if she saw match.com in my browser history. Fman would be better off bringing home a sister wife. I did end up getting permission for a Sister Wife, but only on the condition that I find a fat Mormon from Utah. I'm trying to decide what to do.

Having given this more thought, a MFY move to WPIX may be the impetus to get all of their games, both MFY and Met, on to the local airwaves. The majority of baseball fans in this town are YLDBs and I think they'd end up piping in that channel for all the games. The WWOR MFY games have always been carried on local channels here in the past.

Man I would love love LOVE for the Mets to dump WPIX and put all their games on SNY, MSG, Fox Sports, HGTV, or any of the other 1900 channels that I DO receive up here in the 'Cuse.

Despite my lobbying, my wife continues to enforce her "no dating" rule. I told her, it's not coitus, it's not Sister Wives. Just dates. But NOOOOOO. She has to be all "sanctity of marriage" and such.

Good for them. Noah S. and another top prospect for one year of Ian Desmond is too steep.

Preston Wilson, who made his MLB debut as a Met in 1998, was both the nephew, and also the stepson, of Mets HOF'er Mookie Wilson.

Ceetar wrote: ooh, me me me. Sounds like fun. You're in! I'll shoot you a FB PM with details.