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  1. Fman99
    I am listening on my phone/MLB At Bat app/headphones so that I can spend some time with the wife while she watches shows about homosexuals and how they'd like to rearrange your wall decorations and/or patio furniture choices. Yay Flores with an actual RBI.
  2. Fman99
    I watched the replay. They sucked just as much from 7:30-10:30 PM.
  3. Fman99
    I'm always facing the same dilemma -- do I attempt to listen to the broadcast while working? Or do I put blinders on all day and then watch the replay tonight and be surprised?
  4. Fman99
    Or whatever.
  5. Fman99
    Grandy to get a crack here, he's the best bet for a walk off blast these days.
  6. Fman99
    Or, you know, produce three weakly inspired outs so that we can cut to a Citi commercial. YUK-A-ROO
  7. Fman99
    Come on, you bastards.
  8. Fman99
    Wow HYUGE catch there by Laggie to keep the runner at 3rd.
  9. Fman99
    Wow, what a break there. Some boobery by Tejada.
  10. Fman99
    Are you fucking kidding me? They squeezed themselves into a double play? I am about to throw my laptop out the window. Fucking amateur hour.
  11. Fman99
    So, this would be a good time, for, you know, the Mets to score a God damned run.
  12. Fman99
    Didn't he get dinged right in the knee by a pitched ball, right around the same time he started sucking big fat tuna?
  13. Fman99
    Tonight's starter is Johnny Cueto, John, and, I know, we'd normally be talking about Yankee games, I'm a Bah-stahn gal and I could give a flying fuck about these guys. I mean, seriously. Once you've had Tom Tresh pee on your leg in a Costco, what else is there to say about the Yankees? IT IS FAR, IT IS HIGH, IT IS GONE! A WET SHOE FOR THE OLD SHREW!
  14. Fman99
    I bet they play "Take the Money and Run" and the Wilpons get all pissy about it.
  15. Fman99
    Rhyming nostalgic about a Toyota, on a network that bludgeons you to death with the same 25 ads over and over again, probably is not the best marketing strategy ever devised.
  16. Fman99
    We need more outfielders with big third-leg cocks to block those between-the-wickets fuck ups.
  17. Fman99
    Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Cuddyer.
  18. Fman99
    I've said it before but it bears repeating. Pete Rose is America's retard. That's why so many American retards have Pete Rose's haircut. Disclaimer: No offense meant to Retard-Americans, I hold you all in high esteem.
  19. Fman99
    Yeah that could have been worse. I keep forgetting that the Brewers are terrible.
  20. Fman99
    As an authority on this topic, your perverse wish is A JOKE.
  21. Fman99
    BJ Upton
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  24. Fman99
    Nice cleanup work by Bobby P.
  25. Fman99
    Wow. Bobby Parnell, junkballer. Who would have thought it.
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