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Mets – Willets Point wrote: What's the term for the YLDB who talks about the star players on other teams as if they're prospects in the Yankees' farm system? "Yeah, in 2017 we'll slot Mike Trout in the batting order behind Bryce Harper..." The term for that is "YLDB."

As much fun as it is to make light of the broadcasting non-prowess of Waldman and Kay, or make jokes about blowing Tom Tresh, or awful home run calls (don't worry, I will bring it all back in 2016), I thought it might make good hay to point out the enemy in our midst, as it were. The Yankee Loving Douche Bags. We have them in our lives. For better (not really) and for worse (almost entirely). But, like potato chips, each one is its own uniquely shaped and contoured brand of douchiness. And yet, also, like Pringles, they are all cut from the same douchetastic mold. So let's start. I have a bunch of these, feel free to add your own (with illustrations, better yet), so that we might UNDERSTAND our enemy. And somehow, appreciate, no, CELEBRATE, their supreme doucheosity. YLDB Fan Wearing Jersey With Last Name On It Hey, buddy, their jerseys never had names on them. You know that, right? YLDB Fan With Awful MFY Tat Yeah, man, wow. That looks SUPER good. YLDB Governors Who Close Bridges To Fuck With People And Looked Like Overstuffed Bratwurst in Charity Ballgames Can you guys see my man-moosetoe? YLDB Supermodels Who Didn't Realize They'd Get Anal Herpes and a Fruit Basket on the Same Weekend Hey, after this, let's go throw eggs at A-Rod's car, OK? YLDB Really Masculine Looking Women Who Date A-Rod No, it's like I told you, I just like women with giant clits! I don't want the balls or anything, that'd be gay. YLDB "27 Rings Guy" Win your 25 more rings and then call me, OK, brah? YLDB Fans Who Also Murder Millions of People You traded Jay Buhner for Ken Phelps? What were you thinking? Keep em coming, gang.

I hat these damned Marlins. Be gone with you!

deGrom vs some guy from Stony Brook. Looking for 9 in a row.

Put it in the books! Eight straight!

Two down in the 9th. Plus, you know, FUCK ICHIRO!

d'ARBOOM!

Logan Verrett with the spot start against some Miami dingus. I feel a personal sense of ownership over this streak, between the fact that I've got the Midas IGT touch and also coming up with something as clever as Kill KILL KILL. YOU'RE WELCOME!

Frayed Knot wrote: Cespedes HRs as a Tiger -- 18 in 403 ABs Cespedes HRs as a Met -- 16 in 170 ABs That's just silly.

Niese vs. I don't know

Well that was a fine game, once again. Could not IGT due to watching this game with the wife but we had it on in its entirety. Onward!

Benjamin Grimm wrote: It may not make the most business sense, but I want them to sign his ass. Give him $300 million and 72 virgins. Whatever it takes. I'd sign for a fraction of each of those numbers.

Mets go for #6 in a row. Starting an IGT winning streak is THE SHIT. Syndergaard against some Atlanta dickface..

Put it in the books!

Wow again!

Nats game has gone final, they lose 2-1. Magic number 15.

Damn Braves defense. Marlins beating Nats by the same 2-1 score as we've got here.

Steven Matz vs Matt Wisler who is, if you believe his stats, not good at pitching.

Miller with the faceplant. What a muh-ROON!

Puddy is Puddy's best boss ever.

Shelby Miller is a menace.

Wow. Colon with the ribeye!

Plawecki with the big two out knock! 2-0 heroes! KILL KILL KILL!