I mean, being a complete penis of a man has got to be better than being a partial penis of a man. Edgy MD wrote: Well, the other half of that perspective is that putting them in the bullpen at all gives a hit to rotation depth, which I value more. How so? If they're not 1-5, they're going to pitch somewhere, no? Pitching staff roles tend to be written in pencil; it's best that they're pitching whatever innings they're pitching against major leaguers, hundreds of miles closer to where they'd need to be in an emergency, right?