Please stop with your melanin-inspired hand-wringing. Of course this is Johnny Monell! Who else could it be?!
Johnny Monell is the bum on my stoop
I gave him fifty cents to buy some soup
He knows the time, with the fresh Gucci watch
He's even more over than my mayor Ed Koch!
Washing windows on the Bowery at a quarter to four
'Cause he ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Livin' on borrowed time and borrowed money
Sleepin' on the street, there ain't a damn thing funny!!
With the hand-me-down food and hand-me-down clothes
A rockabilly past of which nobody knows
Makes his home all over the place
He goes to sleep by falling down on his face!
Sometimes known as the leader of the homeless
Sometimes drunk, man, the kid's always phoneless
Sleepin' on the street in a cardboard box
He's better off drinkin' than smokin' the rocks!
Johnny Monell!
Johnny Monell!
Kickin' uptown, kickin' downtown, kickin' crosstown
Johnny Monell!
Johnny Monell!
He drinks where he lies, he's covered with flies
He's got the hand me down Pumas and the tie dyes
Well, you go upstate and get your head together
Thunderbird is the word and you're light as a feather!
Detox at the flop house, no booze allowed
Remember the good old days with the rockabilly crowd
Memphis is where he's from (out in Tennessee)
He lives in the street but he's no bum
He's the rockabilly star from the days of old
He used to have teeth all filled with gold
He got platinum voice but only gold records
On the bass (was Boots), on the drums (was Checkers)
Louis Vuitton with the Gucci guitar
Johnny Monell ... who do you think you are?
Johnny Monell!
Johnny Monell!
Takin' the night train, drinkin' O.E
Johnny Monell!
Johnny Monell!
One, two, three, four ...
Donald Trump and Donald Tramp living in the men's shelter
Wonder Bread bag shoes and singing "Helter Skelter"
He asks for a dollar you know what it's for
Man, bottle after bottle he'll always need more!
He's no less important than you working class stiffs
He drinks a lot of liquor but he don't drink piss
He paid his dues playing the blues
He claims that he wrote the "Blue Suede Shoes"
Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army
That's right y'all, his name is "Johnny"
KICK IT!!
Johnny Monell!
Johnny Monell!
Johnny Monell
Devin Mesoraco
Eli Marrero
Mike Nickeas
Brent Mayne
Luis Torrens
Jason Phillips
Henry Blanco
Mike Difelice
Incorrect Answers: Patrick Mazeika, Tomás Nido, Kevin Plawecki, Anthony Recker, Josh Thole (#1), Travis d'Arnaud, Sandy Alomar, Sr. (#2), York (#7), Paul Lo Duca (#10).
Scoring
Cowtipper: 10
DocTee: 3
Frayed Knot: 3
Gwreck: 3
Johnny Lunchbucket: 2
MFS62: 2
Benjamin Grimm: -1
whippoorwill
smg58: -1
metirish: -3