Hi, I'm Tim Byrdak. I like to horse around --- jumping about and pretending I'm Hulk Hogan, and drawing a little attention to myself and my small shadow of a public profile. But if there's one thing I'm serious about, it's holding on to the last fibers of my big league career for dear life. That's why I spent the first five months of the season rehabbing, all the while secretly sabotaging the health of my fellow rehabbing LOOGy Pedro Felciiano. The guy's my hero and all, but I just felt I had get on the field before he did. Don't tell him, OK? Best days? Emotionally, sure, getting on the field finally. I lived to get back, and crossing that magic tenure line to get my hands on the golden ticket --- the lifetime pass to MLB baseball games... sweet! But here's the deal --- I really wasn't helping much. I mean, a guy returns for the last month, and only appears in eight games, and in those eight games totals 4 2/3 innings pitched --- he's not exactly carrying the team. But wait, there's more! A 7.71 ERA! A .357 batting average against! Three homers!! All for a guy who has his spots handpicked for him!! Did you know that in the eight games I appeared in, my team was 0-8? It's true! Not exactly what the Mets were hoping for in exchange for a million smackeroos. Good days? Those suckers have been hard to come by. The best day --- best of an admittedly mostly sorry lot --- I'll have to say, was my last one. September 26. We had the Brewers, and I came on to throw the seventh in relief of Dillon Gee with the team down 4-1. I pitched in some real slopfests in my brief season of 2013, but this one was still in doubt. I face Halton, Aoki, and Gennet, and while I frankly am unsure of who at least two of those guys are, I retired the disappointed Beer Barons in order. The Mets' likelhood of winning improved from 9% to 16%. That was something to take with me as I walked off the field, frankly for the last time, I suspect. The next guy's happy story can't possibly be a sad as mine, can it? Let's see who's up next... Burke, Byrd, Byrdak... Carson. Oh, dear.