That's because you have a heart of stone and the libido of a cold dead fish on ice. But sure they need to add something. A pair of indifferently talented, but hard-as-nails, releasable journeymen. They'll totally either bring in a big league vet to compete with Recker, or move Recker altogether over the winter. Veteran catchers add color to training camp. The first guy to be interviewed is often the veteran catcher. There'll be nothing happening on day one except a couple of 30-pitch bullpen sessions, and having nothing to write about but an audience hanging on his every word, the beat guy will stick a mic in the face of Tuffy Gosewisch or Guillermo Quiroz or Andrew Susac or Eli Fuckin' Whiteside and ask what he saw from Steven Matz out there today, and he'll say, "Real easy motion, fun to catch. The ball just explodes out his hand and takes you by surprise. Real easy motion. I've seen a lot of pitchers, but if he stays healthy, he's gonna be real special." And even the most cynical among us will feel a warm glow. Even though we've read the same a thousand times. And then there's a better-than-even chance that's the last quote you'll read from him all year. And a better-than-even chance that's the last we see all year of the pitcher he's speaking about. God bless the journeyman catcher/spring training quote guy!