"My eyes are probably what I get the most compliments on. Definitely the lighter the shirt I am wearing, the more my eyes pop." Tool is perhaps a more generous term, lacking the implication of a default hostility, but... The article from which that quote comes didn't have the impact it should have, since his elbow exploded about 10 minutes later, but every single quote on it's own reveals him as a venal self-mythologizing tool that would embarrass Jeter himself. Together... whoo boy. We're heading toward Douchebag Country.