Justin Bour at first base. Earlier in this thread, I suggest that the league will adjust to him. It hasn't happened yet. He's a George Mason product with a bully's face. I mean, the back of his jersey might as well say "Biff Tannen," except not quite as charming. He turned his ankle on Saturday in a bizarre accident in which he crashed into a manure truck chasing a skateboarder. He was out of action Sunday and is day-to-day going forward. If he can't go, right-handed journeyman Chris Johnson steps into the box. He's the Sunshine State's Eric Campbell, but that's not nothing. In Dee Gordon's disciplinary absence, Weimar Republic bierhaus entertainer Derek Dietrich has done a surprisingly Daniel Murphyish job, giving the Marlins some decisions to make upon Gordon's imminent return. Dietrich has already set the team mark with 17 hit-by-pitch outcomes, so he's clearly trying to be a soldier out there. While not in a strict platoon, he does far better against righties (.421 OBP!) than lefties, so you may see him sit against Stephen Matz on Tuesday, yielding perhaps to punchy Miguel Rojas, who has a bumper sticker on his car that says, "B-B-B-Born to Bat Eighth." Journeydude Martin Prado is having a good year at third hitting .320, if a surprisingly low-power (.405 slugging percentage) .320. This is a theme with your 2016 Miami Marlins. The have FIVE regulars (Realmuto, Dietrich, Prado, Marcell Ozuna, and Christian Yelich) hitting .300 or better in this era of low batting averages, while no other team has more than three. And on top of that is not-quite-a-regular Ichiro Suzuki (all revitalized at .335). Go ahead, laugh about Bonds being a hitting coach. Shortstop Adeiny Hechavarria is leading the league in letters on the back of his jersey, now that Saltalmacchia is in the American League. He's pretty much the offensive weak link, but his glove keeps him in the lineup. Leftfielder Christian Yellich is probably the best hitter on the team until Giancarlo Stanton proves that he's all the way back from whatever post-beanball funk he fell into, but even Yellich has little power (6 homers) to match his lofty batting average. But he's already got 22 doubles (tied for fifth in the league) and that's no small cheese. This may be his breakthrough season. Did I say best hitter? I was mistook. Marcel Ozuna has done it all and done it with uncharacteristic power for these 2016 Marlins. He's been on a two-month tear, tempered a bit by a sore wrist a week or so ago. He went 4-6 with a homer in his first game against Atlanta, but followed that up with a pair of oh-fers. We'll see if we get him at full strength. Giancarlo has been a little better over the last month, but still remains a shadow of his former self, hitting .214 his last seven games. He may be a .219 hitter, but he's still a .219 hitter you're always going to pitch around. Let's go, Mets!