Beltran's got perhaps the most bullshit narrative of any Met, extending back to his very first appearance in uniform, when a Spanish-speaking media person got the first question at his introductory press conference. Some guy at Amazin' Avenue made an incredibly original "Don't let the door hit you on your way out!" post when he signed with Cardinals. I made the obvious observation that he had already left the door months earlier when he was traded to the Giants, and man, did folks line up against me. Beltran "never went full extension for a catch," and he "disrespected wounded veterans" and hates America. I posted 6-12 photos of him in full extension, his Tal's Hill catch, his breaking his face apart in San Diego. All that proved was that I, too, hated America. Where do we pull the bus over and let the I'm-not-a-racist racist Mets fans off?