Edgy MD

SHMOKES Hosmer, and the Pads are down to their last out, with the sacks full.

Poopy pants time in the ninth.

Nice job cutting to Paddick making a stinky face in the Pads' dugout.

. [bIGPURPLE]WHAT AN ENORMOUS HOME RUN!![/bIGPURPLE]

Gary telling all you kids to enter the SNY KidCaster contest. He's telling you this at 1:05. On a school night.

Adam Warren in to pitch for the Pirates. The Mets had him AAA once, but they used him exclusively in the outfield.

Game tied!! Nimmo good again!! Ramos still torpid!!

I resent the Padres for not retiring Piazza's number.

I don't like Rosario's game too much, but I have to say, he hits it hard.

Through Canó.

Zimmo to Zyracuse ZOW!!!!

Mets may want to stack their defense at the warning track.

I see Renfroe, I see France I see Noah's underpants.

C'mon. Get your predictions in now, before I give up a homer to Tyler France or someb ... D'OH!

Did Canó's 2,500th break the Mets offense again?

Here's to Alonso (a) batting fourth, and ( again willing to drive in runs without knocking it out of the park.

"I think the Mets are going to have more comfortable at-bats tonight, as opposed to last night." — Padres announcer [bIGPURPLE]2,500![/bIGPURPLE]

The amazing skill is when you hit into a double-play with nobody on base. Amazingly, he's actually only got four GiDP in 33 games. Perception, man. McNeil, Ramos, and Nimmo have names that take up virtually the same exact amount of picas. At least, they do in that font. Alonso's name is maybe a hair wider, and Rosario's a hair wider than that.

You want to see a minor league starter coming out of nowhere to flummox a major league team? Wait until the Mets give Gagnon a shot. Oh, boy. 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Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641341.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641341.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Tyler Bashlor[/td90][td90]Edwin Diaz[/td90][td90]Wilmer Font[/td90][td90]Robert Gsellman[/td90][td90]Seth Lugo[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]4/16/93[/td90][td90]3/22/94[/td90][td90]5/24/90[/td90][td90]7/18/93[/td90][td90]11/17/89[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other 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Alonso[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/18/87[/td90][td90]4/15/93[/td90][td90]4/12/94[/td90][td90]8/10/87[/td90][td90]12/7/94[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#00BF00]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#00BF00]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]First Base[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/453943.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/453943.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Robinson Canó[/td90][td60]J.D. Davis[/td60][td90]Todd Frazier[/td90][td90]Adeiny Hechevarria[/td90][td90]Amed Rosario[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/22/82[/td90][td60]4/27/93[/td60][td90]2/12/86[/td90][td90]4/15/89[/td90][td90]11/20/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td60]R/R[/td60][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Third Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Third Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]1b, 3b[/td90][td90]1b, lf, rp[/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90]3b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] 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Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641341.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641341.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621098.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621098.jpg[/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/623402.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/623402.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Luis Avilán[/td90][td90]Tyler Bashlor[/td90][td90]Jeurys Familia[/td90][td90]Eric Hanhold[/td90][td90]Tim Peterson[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/19/89[/td90][td90]4/16/93[/td90][td90]10/10/89[/td90][td90]11/1/93[/td90][td90]2/22/91[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief 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Lowrie[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/16/93[/td90][td90]5/26/90[/td90][td90]9/24/93[/td90][td90]9/27/94[/td90][td90]4/17/84[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]2b, 3b[/td90][td90]ss, 3b, 1b[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]On 60-Day IL[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]On Rehab With Syracuse[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Dominic Smith[/td90][td90]Yoenis 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How weird is it that half the world is now the same age they were five years ago and half are five years older? Billions of younger siblings are now older siblings. Hundreds of millions of therapists will be needed to deal with the trauma. Half of Peter's classmates will be in college or done with college, while half of them will be catching up. Hundreds of millions of spouses will be materializing out of the dust only to find that the person they were embracing only five minutes ago in their time is now with (or married to) someone else. When the returning spouses, say, "Hey, WTF?" the only answer they'll get back is, "What? Captain America told me to move on, OK?" And then the returning spouses will be all, "OK, whatever, I guess. You've gotten old and fat anyhow." Prisoners will be re-materializing in cells that have long since been re-occupied, having to complete their sentence even though the associates they went away with have long since been freed. Physicists will be all, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT AN IMAGE OF A BLACK HOLE WHEN I WAS GONE?!!! I'M THE BLACK HOLE GUY!! IT'S NOT YOUR THING! IT'S MY THING!!" Some will come home to find memorial tributes to themselves, a somber corner of the room of their old home devoted to photos and prayer candles. They'll find their names on that big memorial in San Francisco. But others will have the punch in the gut that they've been gone for five years and not a single person knows they were missing. Are you a billionaire industrialist? Too bad. Somebody took your company when you were gone and it's going to take a lifetime of legal wrangling to undo that. What if you disappeared in the middle of coitus? Are you just going to re-materialize and climax even though your partner is long gone? How freaked out will you be? And what do you mean Trump is still the president?!!! I GAVE YOU FIVE YEARS TO FIX THAT SHIT!! Where's Thanos?! I PREFERRED OBLIVION!!!

Font takes over Jeff McNeil's ridiculous 68. I wonder if your options are thin if you join a team while they're on the road, particularly on the West Coast.

Amanda "Hug'n'Kiss" Lugo and Courtney "WhenTheMoonHitsYourEyeLikeABigPizzaPieThat" Zamora move one or both of their families into Queens:

I did also. The state of the Strawberry cover may not be about cropping. The photographer may have just not captured the bat in the frame, but it was such a glorious shot of Strawberry's form that they went with it anyhow.

Cal Quantrill is the longtime son of longtime big league reliever Paul Quantrill. He's a former first-round pick but he's been to the Tommy John House since then. No green hayseed, he has appeared internationally for Team Canada.

https://image.nj.com/home/njo-media/width960/img/realtimesports_impact/photo/share88png-67223f04d1906cbf.png > Well, we're 35 games into the season, and I finally get a chance to put myself forward. You've already seen Good Noah and Bad Noah, Manbun Noah and Flowing Locks Noah, Noah Who Bitches About His Teammate Not Getting Paid and Noah With the Power of a Volcano. KRAKATOA NOAH! You've seen pretty much all I've got to show, except maybe Noah with A Barking Elbow and Noah with an Infectious Disease Associated with Filthy Children. Let's hope those guys don't show up. But with this prediction feature dragging on well in to the season, you've got more of a head start than you're ever going to need. What's my season going to be like? More homers? An All-Star selection. Good starts ruined by one or two lazy pitches? It's worth noting that even after that dominant complete game, I'm waking up with a 5.09 ERA, so I'm pointed in the right direction, but I haven't landed the plane yet. What else do you see? Endorsement deals? Hollywood cameos? Page Six gossip? Crazy-ass girlfriend? https://www.nj.com/mets/2019/05/mlb-trade-rumors-mets-dealing-away-noah-syndergaard.htmlA FUCKING TRADE?! That ERA sucks, but my peripherals are mostly good, and unlike Harvey, so are my PR peripherals. Mostly. But in that ambiguity is a world of gray for the big blonde giant. What's going to emerge? Our lines our open.