[fimg=450]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTYxMDkwMjM5NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzUxMTgxNw@@._V1_.jpg[/fimg] Ever notice the guy in charge of the pitchers is the pitching coach, but the guy in charge of the hitters can have any one of a number of titles. The teams seem real intentional about which title they choose, too. But if, say, Larry Rothschild was all, "Excuse me, I'm not the pitching coach, I'm the throwing instructor," he'd be laughed out of the game. Similarly, you're not going to hear Ray Searage come at you with "I'm the hurling pedagogue, bitch." But if Kevin Long or Rudy Jamarillo are all, "Fuck you, I'm the hitting instructor," people think "God damn, that's one scientific badass of a professional who takes his business seriously!" And we're supposed think that the distinction between hitting instructor and batting coach somehow matters. It doesn't, right?