Edgy MD

Got a slot for Springer? You can earn big points that way.

Chad ochoseis wrote: #1 catcher's got to be Yadier F. Molina. Off by one, but you open our scoring with a 12-point hit. #1 1B Paul Goldschmidt Later He's #3. Nine points for you. Catchers 1) ____________________: __________ 2) Yadier Molina: Cardinals (Chad Ochoseis) 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________ 8) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 14) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ Firstbasemen 1) ____________________: __________ 2) ____________________: __________ 3) Paul Goldschmidt: Diamondbacks, Cardinals (MFS62) 4) ____________________: __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ Secondbasemen 1) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ T8) ____________________: __________ T8) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________ Thirdbasemen 1) ____________________: __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________ 7) ____________________: __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 11) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ Shortstops 1) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________ 3) ____________________: __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________ Leftfielders T1) ____________________: __________, __________ T1) ____________________: __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ T8) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ T8) ____________________: __________ 10) ____________________: __________ 11) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ Centerfielders 1) ____________________: __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________ 5) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________ Rightfielders 1) ____________________: __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, Phillies 4) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________, __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ Designated Hitters 1) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________ 8) ____________________: __________, __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________ Starting Pitchers 1) ____________________: __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ t10) ____________________: __________ t10) ____________________: __________ 12) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 13) ____________________: __________ 14) ____________________: __________ 15) ____________________: __________, __________ 16) ____________________: __________, __________, 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__________ 12) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 13) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 14) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 15) ____________________: __________, __________ 16) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 17) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 18) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 19) ____________________: __________, __________ 20) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 21) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 22) ____________________: __________, __________ 23) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 24) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 25) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 26) ____________________: Rangers, __________, __________ t27) ____________________: __________, __________ t27) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 29) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 30) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ Managers 1) ____________________: __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________ 7) ____________________: __________ 8) ____________________: __________, __________ 9) ____________________: __________ 10) ____________________: __________ 12) ____________________: __________ SCORING Chad Ochoseis: 12 MFS62: 9

Edgy MD wrote: Reel in the obvious Trout Please name a slot. Like ... "The #7 thirdbaseman is Steve Trout." #1 OF Mike Trout OK, thank you. We've also divided our outfielders by position.

Reel in the obvious Trout Please name a slot. Like ... "The #7 thirdbaseman is Steve Trout."

Remember the teen years? Sure you do, because it's the decade we cannot escape from, with the terrifying twenties being thus-far baseball-free. Well, you can join me in remembering the years beginning 201... . Below, we list the top ten players at each position according to fWAR, during the decade of Hope and Change and Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars, or something. Name these guys along with the slot they are in and score big points! Remember that you score more the closest you get to the slot. Also, it's worthwhile to take note of how fWAR is done. These totals do not merely represent a player's total wins above replacement at the position in question. They represent his totals for the decade at all positions. All he needs to qualify at a position is to reach of threshold of appearances there, and then all his points are applied. So Jim Thome, in theory can rank at third, first, and DH all in the same decade. In theory. Some very few players will appear on this list more than once. Managers are ranked by wins in the decade. For starting pitchers, we've included the top 25, and for relievers, the top 30. In some slots I may have included more than the top 10. Those are slots where no Met resides in the top 10. There are bonus points for picking off Mets. Also, because these things tend to get harder as they progress, I've rigged it to get easier as well. For each correct answer, one of the teams a random player played for will appear. Who are your top guys from 2010 to 2019? Catchers 1) ____________________: __________ 2) ____________________: __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________ 8) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 14) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ Firstbasemen 1) ____________________: __________ 2) ____________________: __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ Secondbasemen 1) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ T8) ____________________: __________ T8) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________ Thirdbasemen 1) ____________________: __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________ 7) ____________________: __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 11) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ Shortstops 1) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 2) ____________________: __________ 3) ____________________: __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________ Leftfielders T1) ____________________: __________, __________ T1) ____________________: __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________ 5) ____________________: __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ T8) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ T8) ____________________: __________ 10) ____________________: __________ 11) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ Centerfielders 1) ____________________: __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________ 5) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________ Rightfielders 1) ____________________: __________, __________ 2) 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7) ____________________: __________ 8) ____________________: __________, __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________ Starting Pitchers 1) ____________________: __________ 2) ____________________: __________, __________ 3) ____________________: __________, __________ 4) ____________________: __________, __________ 5) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________, __________, __________ 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 8) ____________________: __________ 9) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ t10) ____________________: __________ t10) ____________________: __________ 12) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 13) ____________________: __________ 14) ____________________: __________ 15) ____________________: __________, __________ 16) ____________________: __________, __________, 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Each hurt taking a poo, no doubt.

Me: The only thing could make a potential Mets sale slimier is the introduction of the some high-end Vegas-money scumbag. Even moreso would be some high-end Vegas-money scumbag who is a major supporter of Donald Trump. Sheldon Adelson: HEY-YO!!

I was looking at Rangers players at the same time as Angels players.

Mike Trout is not yet 29 years old and he is already the [CROSSOUT]Rangers'[/CROSSOUT] Angels' top all-time player, according to both WAR and fWAR. And it's not particularly close.

The problem is that The Rangers are a still-active unit — pretty much the Texas State Bureau of Investigation, and I imagine many would argue that the actions against Native Americans are not a full or accurate representation of their legacy. I mean, I imagine there is blood on the hands of all the groups invoked by team names (Mets excluded). Patriots do shitty things, which undermines the credibility of New England's football team. We've demonstrated that Padres can be assholes, Giants step on Englishmen and turn them to jelly, Mariners maliciously kill albitrosses, and Royals lock family members in towers and are particularly cruel to queens who can't produce heirs. As silly as many of these are, we'd be silly to be less than fully thoughtful here.

I fear the July restart will lead to a lot of such injuries, as I'm guessing players have been working harder to keep up with their strength training than their flexibility training.

Maybe he can be the non-pitching version of Pedro Feliciano, the guy who's always leaving but never gone.

The Opening Day Starter is Roger Crag. Pinch hitting later will be Scott Hairstone. The disappointing hotshot rookie will be Lastings Millstone.

Pretty nice. Put that one in the Rubbleson Rotunda. Tyrannosaurus Kelly Marco Scutarpit

What's the dress code?

Here's to Joan Payson picking a name that didn't really have any prior real-world meaning.

Dino Urdaneta José Limestone Pterry Collins

Edgy MD wrote: Damn, I thought I played an ace with Pumicie Green, but Sabertoothen will be hard to beat. Plus, he one-upped you with Doug Flynnstone. Nah, he was late to the ball on Dougie. Mastadon Schultze Cave Kingman B.C. Martin Robert Gshellman

Rock Pemberton Jeff Igneous

Damn, I thought I played an ace with Pumicie Green, but Sabertoothen will be hard to beat.

Darryl Bostone Casey Fossil Randy Slate Jimmy Piersalt Sandstone Alomar Sandstone Alomar, Jr. Pumicie Green

Roger Masonry Joan Paystone John Stones

Jesse Orocksco Doug Flynt M. Donald Granite

Bobby Myrock. Stony Fernandez. Dillon Geode.

Garvey may have been a big old phony, but there was nothing fake about those forearms, and I'd hate to be on the wrong side of them.