Though Bud Selig is a self-made dude from an immigrant Jewish family and and Joan Payson was a blue blooded WASP heiress, it's amazing how their stories as owners unfolded so similarly, with both stepping up when the team they loved left town, fought to get an expansion franchise to replace the lost team, but neither could be satisfied until reacquiring the legendary player who they saw as definitive of the town's baseball legacy, even if they could only get two creaky years out of the guy. * * * So the Braves are going to be renamed "The Hammers" now, right? And they're going to make slight alterations to the tomahawk on the front of the uniform to turn it into a sledge hammer ... right? And because hammers and tomahawks are swung the same way, they can keep their stupid chop, but instead of doing it to old Western movie cues, they can do it to "Hammer to Fall" by Queen. Right?