I can't decide if Josh Hamilton is a douche or not. He looks like a douche, but everytime I see him in an interview, it seems like he may be have a rare case of looking like a douche but not actually being one. Maybe the best explanation is that he's a drug-induced douche. The story is that, during some downtime he had while injured as a minor leaguer and not always with his team, he started hanging around a group who hung around a tattoo parlor (always the highest class crowd). It was then that he - at least according to his version of things - got drunk for the first time, got his first tattoo, and first tried cocaine - all on the same night. Prior to that he had apparently been a pretty straight arrow; after that it was a pretty rapid downward spiral. The tattoos eventually numbered over two dozen (helping to explain the 'looks like a douche' part) and, between the physical rehab, the drug rehab, the suspensions, the bottoming out and the recovery(s), it was four more years before he had another professional AB.