This really isn't a Rant, Its a Rave.An Indians Fan on another board posted this. I roared.Enjoy.Later*******************************************************************************At Least Casey Blake Isn't Accused of Causing Gonorrhea......yet. With runners in scoring position and two outs this year, Casey Blake is hitting .056. For every time he comes through, there are nearly 18 times that he fails... or to put it in a little different perspective, let's look at some things that are more likely to happen than Casey Blake coming up with a 2-out hit with a runner on 2nd and/or 3rd: � There's a better chance the next e-mail you receive will contain a virus. � There's a better chance you have asthma. � There's a better chance you have diabetes. � There's a better chance you'll develop colon or rectal cancer. � There's a better chance your home contains a radon level at or above the EPA action level. � There's a better chance you will be killed or seriously injured in an auto accident. � There's a better chance you'll develop a brain aneurysm. For the women reading this... � There's a better chance you're morbidly obese. � There's a better chance you'll get kidney stones. � There's a better chance you'll suffer from a major depressive illness this year. For the kids... � There's a better chance the fire department will have to visit your school this year. For the law enforcement... � There's a better chance you'll be assaulted this year. For the male caucasions... � There's a better chance you'll spend part of your life in prison (of course, if you're not caucasion, the odds are much, much higher). So I think it's rather obvious that if you see Casey Blake come up with a hit the next time there are two out and runners in scoring position that you should probably call your doctor. ********************************************************************************This reminded me of some of the more creative Rey Ordonez posts.