Here's to Darin Ruf, a dreadful designated hitter ostensibly for the pitcher, parlaying his one outing as a pitcher into an award that probably had Luis Guillorme written all over it in theory. Here's to Grimm ostensibly doing his least, yet delivering what long ago might have been described as "the most!" Nice job, Pete and Edwin, too. And good going, Chris, staying healthy in a year when Jake and Max missed significant time.