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First time since the Tradepocalypse that I've looked at our lineup and processed the heretofore Quadruple-A types as Mets like the rest of the bunch.

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Her Sox can be White Her Sox can be Red She can be quite Athletic Or Royal instead She can soar like a Jay Or swim like a Ray Be a Guardian of Cleveland Or play the Oriole way Like a Tiger roar Like a Mariner explore Might she have a Twin? We can always use one more An Angel, a Ranger An Astro-nomical dame I'm for whichever AL lass Who beats the Yanks every game

Edwin DFA'd today.

Butto optioned, Dennis Santana recalled.

186. Jonathan Araúz 08/16/2023

Forward Justin's hardware COD.

Arauz is the Jeurys of Met last names.

1,215. Sam Coonrod

1,214. Tyson Miller

DiComo reports Tim Locastro is on the premises, rarin' to be activated tonight or tomorrow.

It is indeed Jimmy the Yak who takes the pipe.

Reed Garrett is Man 27. Waiting on the move for Reyes.

Given the flu epidemic that has felled so many of the 4077's surgeons, Father Mulcahy and Radar will be assisting in the OR today. Mets Game 116 of 162, vs. ATL Saturday, Aug. 12, 1:10 p.m. (1/2) RHP Allan Winans (0-0, 4.15) Ortega CF Vientos 3B McNeil 2B Alonso 1B Vogelbach DH Almonte LF Narváez C D.J. Stewart RF Araúz SS - D. Reyes RHP (0-1, 6.14)

I had no idea Francisco Lindor is our all-time ironman.

I'd like to think Mayor Hook was elected on a Stop Harassing the Fonz platform.

Nimmo CF Alvarez C Lindor SS Alonso 1B McNeil RF Almonte DH Vientos 3B Araúz 2B Ortega LF - Peterson LHP (3-7, 5.65)

Ah, fuck, now I see. https://nypost.com/2023/08/08/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-take-in-mets-game-at-citi-field/https://nypost.com/2023/08/08/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-take-in-mets-game-at-citi-field/

Me neither.

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: so much wind. A gust blew my cap off in the first inning. I turned around and saw it zoomed straight into the chest of a gentleman two row behind me, off my left shoulder. He graciously returned it. Despite that 7:10 sun that tends to blind the first base side of excelsior, I shoved the cap in my bag for http://www.faithandfearinflushing.com/2023/08/09/the-bar-mitzvah-games-bar-mitzvah/the rest of the night, as I like my cap. The sky cooperated from there.

1,213. Abraham Almonte

It was a late scratch.