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Seventh inning, time for winning!

Toronto's new Jay made a bad first and last impression as a Met. In between, he was not utterly undependable.

Need all opponents' dogass social media to drag Lindor.

A week sitting next to Keith and Gary's caught whatever Keith has.

Kyle Schwarber LF Trea Turner SS Juan Soto RF Josh Bell 1B Josh Harrison 2B Starlin Castro 3B Alex Avila C Victor Robles CF Joe Ross P

...and seven later. Villar 3B Lindor SS D. Smith LF Alonso 1B McKinney RF Guillorme 2B M. Williams CF Nido C Peterson LHP 1:05 on Channel 11. Joe Ross is the Gnat on the mound.

Yennsy Diaz is Man 27. Albert Almora looms for the second game today.

So anyway, Vlad, it's 1986, and I'm at Studio 54 with Tommy Lee and Wally Backman. Bad guy, nasty guy, nice to me, though. He was in a platoon with Tim Teufel, do you remember Tim Teufel? —Seth Meyers, imagining Donald Trump riffing during a previous summit with Vladimir Putin, Late Night, June 17, 2021 About 1:30 in. https://youtu.be/awsjQGiMio8https://youtu.be/awsjQGiMio8

Pavingstone fetishist habitually disrespected by bratty grandchildren.

Creepy fuck in a red golf shirt smirks over somebody's house getting broken into.

Both 7 innings under the current situation.

This just in. All fully vaccinated players and staff can stop wearing masks in dugouts, bullpens and clubhouses under the latest change to Major League Baseball's coronavirus protocols. In addition, fully vaccinated players and staff may eat in restaurants without restrictions and attend sporting events as spectators at venues with government approved safety protocols, the commissioner's office and players' association said in a memo sent Wednesday night. Kinexon electronic tracing devices and monitor testing are being eliminated, and compliance officers no longer have to accompany teams on trips. Social distancing and mask requirements have been eliminated for team busses involving fully vaccinated players and staff, and players and staff can resume arriving at clubhouses more than five hours before game time. Unvaccinated and partially vaccinated players and staff still must wear masks, but it will not be considered a violation to remove or pull down the mask to briefly eat or drink, before entering or leaving a shower or at the direction of the medical or training staff. Clubhouse social distancing was eliminated for all teams reaching 85% vaccination among tier 1 individuals such as players, managers, coaches and training staff. As of last Friday, 22 of the 30 teams had reached 85% among tier 1 individuals. Restrictions on team individuals dining together also were eliminated, with the exception that non-vaccinated individuals must still wear masks when not eating or drinking. https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31654879/mlb-relaxes-covid-protocol-restrictions-vaccinated-players-staffhttps://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31654879/mlb-relaxes-covid-protocol-restrictions-vaccinated-players-staff

Find something, just not anything wrong.

From the Mets. FLUSHING, N.Y., June 16, 2021 – The New York Mets today announced that Citi Field will return to full capacity Monday, June 21 for the Mets 5:10 p.m. doubleheader against the Atlanta Braves. Social distancing and mask requirements at the ballpark have been eased effective immediately. Fans no longer need to show proof of a negative COVID test and/or vaccination to enter the ballpark with a valid ticket. The Mets are in the process of communicating with ticket holders regarding capacity increases and the elimination of vaccinated/unvaccinated seating sections. A 25% discount offer for tickets purchased online at Mets.com/FathersDay (CODE: DAD) for all remaining regular season games (excluding the September 10-12 Subway Series) concludes this Friday night at 11:59 p.m. ET. With anticipated increases in attendance, the Mets encourage fans to take mass transit and arrive early to enter the ballpark.

Villar 3B Lindor SS D. Smith LF Alonso 1B McKinney RF Pillar CF Guillorme 2B Nido C deGrom RHP

Five-game lead in the NL East.

For those who don't recall the exact circumstances, Willie Harris arrived on the Mets http://www.faithandfearinflushing.com/2011/01/15/i-think-i-saw-this-on-bewitched/via witchcraft.

Wilson Ramos may shed his stripes, having been DFA'd by Mike Hessman's Tigers.

Sean Reid-Foley recalled, Jacob Barnes DFA'd.

Met home games among 2020 Mets who weren't Mets before 2020 and haven't played as Mets at home in 2021: Andres Gimenez 26 Chasen Shreve 10 Billy Hamilton 9 Jared Hughes 8 Jake Marisnick 7 Robinson Chirinos 6 Rick Porcello 6 Dellin Betances 4 Brian Dozier 4 Guillermo Heredia 3 Hunter Strickland 3 Michael Wacha 3 Eduardo Nunez 2 Erasmo Ramirez 2 Ali Sanchez 2 Ryan Cordell 1 Franklyn Kilome 1 Betances has played for the Mets in 2021, but only on the road (one game, in Philadephia; has begun a rehab stint with St. Lucie). Kilome is at Syracuse. Everybody else has moved on. Neither Gimenez nor Hamilton is scheduled to play at Citi Field this season. Hughes is retired. Only Chasen Shreve, currently with Pittsburgh, looms as having a chance this season to best Marisnick as most Queens-experienced Silent Generation Met to come back to Citi Field with no idea what it's like to be cheered by Mets fans at home.

Come to think of it, Guillermo Heredia played three games at Citi Field in front of nobody as a 2020 Met and in front of fans as an ex-Met at Citi Field last month. Marisnick played seven home games as a 2020 Met. By playing tonight, he may set some sort of ex-Met record for never having heard, at a Mets home game, a single Mets fan cheer directed at him, unless there's pent-up after-the-fact appreciation about to manifest itself.

Jake Marisnick will not be the first ex-Met to play in front of Mets fans at a Mets home game who never played as a Met in front of Mets fans at a Mets home game. Brad Clontz was a Met in 1998 whose only two appearances as a Met were on the road. In 1999, he appeared twice as an ex-Met/current Buc at Shea (with fans in attendance), the second time most notably when he unleashed the wild pitch that allowed Melvin Mora to score from third in Game 162.

Jake Marisnick may be the first ex-Met to play in front of Mets fans at a Mets home game who never played as a Met in front of Mets fans at a Mets home game.

Villar 3B Lindor SS D. Smith LF Alonso 1B McKinney RF McCann C Pillar CF Guillorme 2B Peterson LHP