IGT 6/9/2017: NYM@ATL, Harvey@TBD (Teheran)

[Edgy MD]

Suzuki could not have popped up higher there.

[Edgy MD]

Ah, man you should have pitched Swanson away. You can't beat him inside multiple times in a row.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Seaweed.

[Guest cooby]

Blah. Try to pitch decent for lunches birtday

[Guest 41Forever]

You have figure that was going to happen.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

D'ar-YES

[Edgy MD]

Another 25-foot-high frozen rope of a drive by d'Arnaud.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Time to stretch...
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[Fman99]

Happy to have this be a close game, and have Harv not pitch like he had an onion stuffed up his butt.

[Fman99]

Cabrera's noodle arm costs an out there. Enough of him, really.

[Edgy MD]

Well, I guess that's the difference between the two shortstops in this game.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

The Salad Shooter needs a DP here

[Fman99]

Yay! Solid K/throw by d'Arnizzle to get 2.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

This is the thing I have been discussing with you all.

[Edgy MD]

That's the way you do the strike-'em-out-throw-'em-out!

[Fman99]

Aw, Grandy is lolligagging out there. Fuck.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Revolting

[Edgy MD]

It's not particularly fair to make too much of it, but a hit to Cabrera's left, and a hit to Cabrera's right, and the game is over.

[Guest 41Forever]

Rats!!

[Edgy MD]

He didn't even dive for either one.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Aw fuck, I thought I had it on pause but just came up to see
the final... probably better off...

[Guest 41Forever]

If only we had a young, dynamic shortstop like Swanson.

Oh wait, we do. But he's playing in Las Vegas a little while longer so we can pay him less for an extra year.

[Fman99]

That 9th inning sucked a 2L soda bottle full of micropenises.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Well, we get double the fun tomorrow!

[Benjamin Grimm]

Cast your vote!

[Benjamin Grimm]