Baseball humor

[Guest cooby]

What did the baseball glove say to the ball ?

[Benjamin Grimm]

"Come into my pocket" ?

[Edgy MD]

AND ... we've just been shut down.

[Guest cooby]

Nope!

[Ceetar]

Nice to mitt you.

[ashie62]

Hello Ball?

[Guest cooby]

Nope nope and nope

[Centerfield]

"You look fly!"

[Guest cooby]

Nope! This was harder than I thought

[bmfc1]

"I want to grab you by the pussy."

Oh I'm sorry, that's Trump.

[bmfc1]

"You don't need me to catch you if the player has stick 'em on his chest protector like Yadier Molina."

[Guest cooby]

Lololololol. Now we're getting shut down

[Guest cooby]

Haha BMW you're getting closer

[bmfc1]

"I'll wave to you as you fly over the heads of the Mets outfielders who aren't Juan Lagares."

[Guest cooby]

Aaaannnnggghhggh. Getting cold

[dinosaur jesus]

"Catch you later"?

[Guest cooby]

Yay! Jesus!

Brought to you today by DAnimals squeezable yogurt.

[Edgy MD]

Why did José Reyes shut down his website?

[batmagadanleadoff]

bmfc1 wrote: "I want to grab you by the pussy." Oh I'm sorry, that's Trump.

Hey! That's the second Trump joke you made this week in the Baseball Forum. Good for you that you're not me 'cause if you were, you couldn't imagine the shrieking and over the top hysterics with calls for safe spaces and bans and tortures that would ensue if I made that joke. Then they'd call me all sorts of bad names for another couple of days and create four or five different threads to bust my balls but as soon as I responded, the guy with the mod hat would chastise me. Could you believe that fucking **** Ivanka who goes on national network television to campaign for her father for President who, if nothing else, vowed to destroy Roe v. Wade but then wants the liberals to think she's on the side of women's rights?

Edited April 11, 2017 by Guest

[Guest cooby]

Bonobo! Baseball humor! Start your own Ivanka thread! I even have a comment for it!

[Guest cooby]

Edgy MD wrote: Why did José Reyes shut down his website?

And Edgy has the flooe

[soupcan]

Wait - we're not allowed to make Trump jokes?

I know I've been absent for a while, but thats a bit fucked up.

[batmagadanleadoff]

soupcan wrote: Wait - we're not allowed to make Trump jokes? I know I've been absent for a while, but thats a bit fucked up.

Of course you can make Trump jokes. Otherwise, it'd be an absurd rule, wouldn't it? I'm the one that can't make Trump jokes. I'd tell you how fucking mistreated I've been here on this forum since day one, for which I still harbor enormous resentments that never went away, but then the guy with the mod hat would call me a martyr.

[Centerfield]

soupcan wrote: Wait - we're not allowed to make Trump jokes? I know I've been absent for a while, but thats a bit fucked up.

No! No Trump jokes allowed. Nor can you say anything about climate change, or reference any act of terrorism not committed by middle-eastern muslims.

And I know, it seems somewhat oppressive, but you are now allowed to grab anyone by the pussy and make lewd comments about your own daughter.

What a country!

[Centerfield]

Edgy MD wrote: Why did José Reyes shut down his website?

Restraining order bars all forms of hits.

[G-Fafif]

Edgy MD wrote: Why did José Reyes shut down his website?

Because it had only one hit.

[Edgy MD]

Or something like that. I was going for "he wasn't getting any hits" or something similarly juvenile.

But then things got weird and stuff.

[Guest cooby]

Gfafif why is there a blueberry under your mike vail?

[G-Fafif]

cooby wrote: Gfafif why is there a blueberry under your mike vail?

I don't know, Cooby. Why is there a blueberry under my Mike Vail?

[Benjamin Grimm]

soupcan wrote: Wait - we're not allowed to make Trump jokes? I know I've been absent for a while, but thats a bit fucked up.

That's completely untrue.