WiFeY WaTCh: 2017

[metirish]

A ginger submariner , two things going against him right there.

God bless all gingers

[Guest cooby]

A teacher...a real live profession! No pool dancer she


Edit: Or pole dancer either

[Edgy MD]

Yeah, Michael Conforto's mom was getting ready to log on and remind you that pool dancing is a perfectly authentic and lucrative profession.

[Guest cooby]

I sometimes do ballet or zumba in my pool, and pray the neighbors aren't watching

[Benjamin Grimm]

I couldn't find the "Baby Mama Watch" thread, so I'll post this here.

Mets' Jose Reyes sued by model ex-girlfriend over love child

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Not ex-Wifey news, but ex-Met Wifey news:

[tweet:1eb149hl]https://twitter.com/redturn2/status/841132314193158144[/tweet:1eb149hl]

[Benjamin Grimm]

Justin Turner is going to spend the rest of his life in the Grand Canyon?

[Edgy MD]

Little-known fact: Our national parks are crawling with leprechauns.

[G-Fafif]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: So I just became aware that Sean Gilmartin's fiancee is a "conservative pundit" for CNN and look where they went on a recent "Date Nite" [tweet]https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/822618856699154434[/tweet] I'm all for free speech, but the sooner she's kicked off the 40-Wife Roster the better. Make WifeyWatch Great Again!

I sat behind her at a game in 2015, not knowing who she was (comped seats -- good, not great, perhaps indicating what kind of sway a Rule 5 reliever holds). I was moved to find out who she was because she spent the ENTIRE game never once watching it or reacting to it and it was bugging me. She sipped a cocktail or two and pecked away on social media about Benghazi. I caught her Twitter handle over her shoulder and looked her up later. Figured somebody was doing her a misplaced favor, didn't know she was with-player. Forgot about her until she came up in the minor league cuts thread.

I guess I now understand what she was doing at a Mets game she clearly had no interest in.

[Edgy MD]

Wives and girlfriends—the only category I'm ahead of G-FaFiF in.

Whether I match him in long-term retention in that category is still unsettled, and I'm guessing, probably unlikely.

[G-Fafif]

BTW, not wifey, but Seth Lugo's mother's tweeting (which I stumbled into during the WBC) makes Kayleigh seem grounded and reasonable.

[Edgy MD]

I haven't found her.

Among the thought leaders/boners Seth follows are Elon Musk, Alice Cooper, and President Trump.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Amanda Vogle and her tattooed spine also on the Trump Train, so I'm sure Seth is too.

[G-Fafif]

Edgy MD wrote: I haven't found her. Among the thought leaders/boners Seth follows are Elon Musk, Alice Cooper, and President Trump.

@vicki_lugo

She fav'd something nice I said about her son. I scrolled a bit, it was mostly cheerful Go Seth/Go Team PR stuff until I came to a (apparently since deleted) tweet about how because she was going to root for Puerto Rico against the USA, she felt like Obama rooting against her country, "lol". There's a lot of that kind of thing if one dares venture pre-WBC.

[Theoldmole]

Cooby - pool dance like no one's watching.

[Edgy MD]

Tabloids are a-bubble with the news of a budding relationship between Matt Harvey and Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima. Different sources report different degrees of seriousness, following the underwear peddler joining the Gotham twirler on his birthday outing, but this photo pretty much sums up my life as a swinging young single in New York: going "out" with dazzling, stylish, and too-hip-to-be-believed chickz—the insanely dorky, scarcely remembered third wheel, walking two steps behind the urban babez as they carried each other drunkenly down wet and broken sidewalks from overpriced spot to spot, spotting them dutifully to make sure the inevitable inebriated high-heeled stumbles didn't land their asses in the gutter.



First time I've ever felt a kinship with Matt Harvey. You go, Mr. Tagalong.

[Fman99]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Not ex-Wifey news, but ex-Met Wifey news: [tweet]https://twitter.com/redturn2/status/841132314193158144[/tweet]

There are two canyons in this photo that I'd take a plunge into.

[Guest cooby]

TheOldMole wrote: Cooby - pool dance like no one's watching.

Lol, just saw this

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Tabloids are a-bubble with the news of a budding relationship between Matt Harvey and Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima. Different sources report different degrees of seriousness, following the underwear peddler joining the Gotham twirler on his birthday outing, but this photo pretty much sums up my life as a swinging young single in New York: going "out" with dazzling, stylish, and too-hip-to-be-believed chickz—the insanely dorky, scarcely remembered third wheel, walking two steps behind the urban babez as they carried each other drunkenly down wet and broken sidewalks from overpriced spot to spot, spotting them dutifully to make sure the inevitable inebriated high-heeled stumbles didn't land their asses in the gutter. First time I've ever felt a kinship with Matt Harvey. You go, Mr. Tagalong.

Matt be like: Between you two, and my three chins, we'll have a ... uh... FIVEsome!

[Guest cooby]

Love that look on his face!

[Ceetar]

Thor and Alexandra Cooper. no word on if he calls her Sif.

http://nypost.com/2017/04/05/meet-noah-syndergaards-mystery-knicks-date/?utm_campaign=ceetar&utm_source=ceetar&utm_medium=ceetar&sr_share=ceetar

Seems nice enough but she's a flip-flopper maybe? (she does comment on that one with "actually a Mets fan") so we'll see.

[Farmer Ted]

She's posting a photo with a Yankees cup at a Yankees game. Fuck her.

More on the Spicy Margarita here, courtesy of Barstool. Whatever.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/noah-syndergaard-went-to-a-knicks-game-with-a-mega-smoke/

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

You go to a Yankee game, you drink out of a Yankee cup. It happens.

I'm not sure which grates on me more-- dudes referring to women as "pieces" or the same guys calling women "smoke shows."

[Ceetar]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: You go to a Yankee game, you drink out of a Yankee cup. It happens. I'm not sure which grates on me more-- dudes referring to women as "pieces" or the same guys calling women "smoke shows."

Is that in the Barstool article? I won't click through to that. That place is bad.


She has a Yankees cap on in another picture. But kids these days don't seem to be as violently hateful about things like that. My brother (her age) is a serious enough Mets fan but he'll wear other caps if it fits the outfit or something.

From Bucks County, apparently turned down Yale for Boston, solely on soccer. Seems like they won something last year but she's not playing her senior year so what's she doing exactly? Did Thor know her before hand? Or like, was he trawling Spring Break parties?

[soupcan]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: You go to a Yankee game, you drink out of a Yankee cup. It happens. I'm not sure which grates on me more-- dudes referring to women as "pieces" or the same guys calling women "smoke shows."

'Smoke Show'? Never have I heard that phrase. No idea how that could possibly refer to a good-looking chick. Anyone care to enlighten me?

[Ceetar]

soupcan wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: You go to a Yankee game, you drink out of a Yankee cup. It happens. I'm not sure which grates on me more-- dudes referring to women as "pieces" or the same guys calling women "smoke shows." 'Smoke Show'? Never have I heard that phrase. No idea how that could possibly refer to a good-looking chick. Anyone care to enlighten me?

just a phrase. I imagine the idea is that "hot things tend to smoke"

[Benjamin Grimm]

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

soupcan wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: You go to a Yankee game, you drink out of a Yankee cup. It happens. I'm not sure which grates on me more-- dudes referring to women as "pieces" or the same guys calling women "smoke shows." 'Smoke Show'? Never have I heard that phrase. No idea how that could possibly refer to a good-looking chick. Anyone care to enlighten me?

I associate that expression with the guys who used muscle cars to "do donuts" in the school parking lots.

I hope the awful approach Barstool takes to this illustrates the good taste andrespect with which we curate WiFeY WaTcH here at the CPF.

[Guest cooby]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: You go to a Yankee game, you drink out of a Yankee cup. It happens. ."

So get a bottle of water

[Benjamin Grimm]

Or... don't go to a Yankees game!