IGT 08/02 - Yankees at Mets

[Guest d'Kong76]

Yankees RH Masahiro Tanaka (7-3, 3.16 ERA) vs. Mets RH Jacob deGrom (6-5, 2.56)

[Lefty Specialist]

Fuck Ichiro.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Let's prove it all night, fellas.

[Guest cooby]

God the ESPN guys acted like this game didn't exist...they were all about the game Wednesday at Yankee stadium but didn't even mention today. I thought it was an off day.

Cool! as my granddaughter would say

[Frayed Knot]

God the ESPN guys acted like this game didn't exist...they were all about the game Wednesday at Yankee stadium but didn't even mention today. I thought it was an off day.

Always remember: whatever is said or shown on ESPN has to do with what else is on ESPN.
They didn't mention today's game because they're not televising today's game. But don't forget to tune in on Wednesday.
pssst, there'll be another game on Thursday but don't expect them to mention it during Wednesday's telecast.

[Guest cooby]

Yeah I've figured that out. I just hope mush mouth isn't there lol

[Guest themetfairy]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Fuck Ichiro.

There's never a bad time to say Fuck You Ichiro!

[Centerfield]

Let's go on a 15 game winning streak.

[Guest d'Kong76]

August was going as planned until that last part, let's take the next three
from these hopeless fuckfaces and then...

[G-Fafif]

Alejandro De Aza, CF
Neil Walker, 2B
Jay Bruce, RF
James Loney, 1B
Wilmer Flores, 3B
Michael Conforto, LF
Travis d'Arnaud, C
Matt Reynolds, SS
Jacob deGrom, RHP

[G-Fafif]

Gardner, LF
Ellsbury, CF
Teixeira, 1B
McCann, C
Gregorius, SS
Castro, 2B
Headley, 3B
Hicks, RF
Tanaka, RHP

[Guest d'Kong76]

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[crossout:6zj9tmbi]Gardner LF
Ellsbury CF
Teixeira 1B
McCann C
Gregorius SS
Castro 2B
Headley 3B
Hicks RF
Tanaka P[/crossout:6zj9tmbi]

[Frayed Knot]

I imagine announcements like this being made at CitiField in the manner of the PA announcements sprinkled throughout the movie version of M* A * S* H

Now hear this,
Will the following please report for duty: Jay Bruce, Jon Niese
The following soldiers have been placed on the disabled list: Asdrubal Cabrera, Justin Ruggiano
Hereby promoted from AAA: Ty Kelly, Josh Edgin
Hereby demoted to AAA: Brandon Nimmo, Seth Lugo
That is all

[ashie62]

Put Cespedes on the DL already.

[Frayed Knot]

Ashie62 wrote: Put Cespedes on the DL already.

With 5 DH games coming up?

[Guest cooby]

Thank god for the Yankees (yeah, just shoot me now)

At least they put some games on out of town outlets once in a while.
So I can watch this one too, and you might just get some of my stellar comments (AKA stupid questions)

[Guest cooby]

Wait. That's Ron Darling. I might stand corrected

[Zvon]

themetfairy wrote: Lefty Specialist wrote: Fuck Ichiro. There's never a bad time to say Fuck You Ichiro!

I'm gonna have to make the meme. I'll need the perfect picture.

[Guest cooby]

I think you'd better draw it yourself!

[Guest cooby]

Keeeef! I love WPIX!

[Zvon]

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[Zvon]

A walk and a rip and we are in trouble in the first. 2 out.

[Zvon]

High heat ends that threat. Niiiice.

[Zvon]

They are hitting deGrom kinda hard when they get their bat on the ball. 1st & 3rd, 1 out.

0-0 Mets

[Frayed Knot]

Well Bruce's first AB is a pop-out, but he's not really a Met until he pops-out with men on and no outs.

[Zvon]

Never knew about that stuff with the building reflection. That was as bright as the sun. They should put up something to block that. Some kind of pull-up tarp, like a window shade.

[Edgy MD]

deGrom is missing high a lot.

[Edgy MD]

De Aza.

THAT'S why.

[Zvon]

How about that?

[Zvon]

De Aza: All of his body parts now officially out of my doghouse.