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eff Wilpon asked me to ask the board if youse wanna do a Nationals/Expos thread and could I put Jackie in there?


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batmagadanleadoff wrote:
Zvon wrote:
Put a little shit stain on Ollie's pants.


What else?


Hmmm. Oh, Ankiel has to be cross eyed.


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Zvon wrote:
Zvon wrote:
Put a little shit stain on Ollie's pants.


What else?


Hmmm. Oh, Ankiel has to be cross eyed.


Oh ... you're done with Ollie?


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I have a question. Are you calling him eff on puppies?

OE: purpose not puppies!

OE again: Wayne Garrett! My 12 year old dreamboat!


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cooby wrote:
I have a question. Are you calling him eff on puppies?

OE: purpose not puppies!


What do you mean by puppies? I don't get the puppies reference?


Guest cooby
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My stupid cellphone autocorrected 'on purpose' to 'on puppies'

I just realized maybe the J in Jeff is missing :)


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batmagadanleadoff wrote:
I have a question. Are you calling him eff on puppies?

OE: purpose not puppies!


What do you mean by puppies? I don't get the puppies reference?


OK. I see. You meant "purpose" instead of "puppies" (Some crazy typo, there!) So you're asking if I'm calling him "eff" on purpose.

Well, of course I am.

It's a play on words. F. Wilpon. eff Wilpon. As in eff you or eff U. eff Wilpon.


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cooby wrote:
My stupid cellphone autocorrected 'on purpose' to 'on puppies'

I just realized maybe the J in Jeff is missing :)


The J isn't missing. eff Wilpon is F. Wilpon. Sometimes, collectively, I refer to them as eff and Jeff. And then certain elements of this board occasionally resent that and go nuts on me a little bit. Why? I don't know. eff & Jeff is funny.


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Guest cooby
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Aha! Sorry if I stirred the pot


Guest cooby
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I did indeed chortle


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The trick is that whenever you see "eff Wilpon", you have to substitute "f**k" for "eff". Only not really asterisks. Those asterisks are just for being polite and all.


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Eff Wilpon and the horse he rode in on


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batmagadanleadoff wrote:
batmagadanleadoff wrote:
Zvon wrote:
Put a little shit stain on Ollie's pants.


What else?




Oh ... you're done with Ollie?


Yea, I think shitting his pants will do.


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Put a little shit stain on Ollie's pants.


What else?




Oh ... you're done with Ollie?


Yea, I think shitting his pants will do.


Something like this?:







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Hahahaha.

I was hoping for just a little stain on his pants. Those aren't very healthy looking movements.


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