I have an irrational dislike of Eric Campbell

[Centerfield]

I understand. Plus a non-DL injury to Matz that required us to carry another pitcher for the short term.

Still, for me, there's nothing more disheartening than to see someone get on base (which is rare these days) and see Eric Campbell stroll to the plate.

I'm done with this assclown. Let's got get Rivera.

[Benjamin Grimm]

You're not referring to the guy with the electrified swimming pool, are you?

[Frayed Knot]

Centerfield wrote: Still, for me, there's nothing more disheartening than to see someone get on base (which is rare these days) and see Eric Campbell stroll to the plate. I'm done with this assclown. Let's got get Rivera.

Well either way we would have had the 25th man pressed into service against the likes of Kershaw, Scherzer Gonzalez, etc. which is a disheartening thing no matter who's in that slot.
Now you've obviously decided that there are better 25th men available but, for whatever reason, it doesn't look as if Sandy et al have reached that same conclusion yet otherwise someone else likely would have be the 25th man all along.

[Centerfield]

You're not referring to the guy with the electrified swimming pool, are you?

That's just silly.

I meant this one:

[Benjamin Grimm]

I should create a poll to help us decide which of the two is creepier.

[Centerfield]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I should create a poll to help us decide which of the two is creepier.

In looks or in action? Geraldo may look like a deviant, but to my knowledge, has never been guilty of criminally negligent homicide against children and puppies.

[Benjamin Grimm]

How about this? Geraldo is creepier but Mariano is more depraved.

[Centerfield]

1 for his last 24. I mean, it's a joke at this point.