IGT #7 4/12 NEVER SHALL THE GOD OF THUNDER RELENT!

[Edgy MD]

Fernandez sure seems to have a bigger torso than I remember him having. He seems to have used his rehab well.

He's no Syndergaard, of course.

[Frayed Knot]

And a 10 pitch 1-2-3 inning lets Fernandez get right back on schedule with his pitch count (helped out by a wind-aided Cespedes fly out).

[Zvon]

Sit down Ozuna. Ahhhh, shit. That's gonna be reversed. Nice play Walker.

[Edgy MD]

Walker didn't impress me that much.

Yellich sort has a JuCo look to me.

[Edgy MD]

Bour, on the other hand, has a little Biff Tannen going on.

Three infield singles so far for Miami.

[Edgy MD]

That one reached the outfield.

First-pitch swinging, Noah. Time to adjust. Past time, maybe.

[Zvon]

Mex is right. Taking away the neighborhood play= less double play efforts. To me, that's kinda crucial to the balance of the game.

[Zvon]

BIG K!

[Fman99]

Thor stomped off that mound looking pissed. Reminded me of Vigo the Carpathian.

[Fman99]

Can we lobby to have Steve Gelbs replaced with someone who has breasts? What's that Kim Alexa doing these days?

[Edgy MD]

Tim Timmins, they're never gonna let you back in Cowboy Junkies with calls like that.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

feels like we're kicking their assessment but not.

[Edgy MD]

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[Edgy MD]

Double digits now.

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[Edgy MD]

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[Frayed Knot]

Despite what Gary says about the hanging Ks being invented for Gooden, I remember that tradition as being started for Nolan Ryan, I believe out in Anaheim.

[Edgy MD]

Also, I'm not sure the "Doctor K" moniker necessarily preceded the Korner.

His high school coach called him "Doc" after "Doctor J," but I think the addition of "K" came after reaching the bigs.

[Edgy MD]

Time to bunt, guys.

[Zvon]

Ugh, where are the bats?! Well, they did bill it as a pitching duel. But we cannot waste this performance by Syndergaard.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Thanks Yelich, you moron.

[Edgy MD]

Edgy MD wrote: Yellich sort has a JuCo look to me.

Something of a JuCo game there, too.

[Zvon]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Thanks Yelich, you moron.

Ha! He sucks.

BREAK OUT THE BATS YOU BUMS!

[Edgy MD]

[Edgy MD]

Walker can hit righty a little.

[Edgy MD]

That shift with a runner on third. The runner can get a big lead off.

[Edgy MD]

Shoulda squeezed. Squozen. Whatever.

[Guest themetfairy]

Fuck you Ichiro!

Even when you're safe you're out!

[Frayed Knot]

Perfect throw ... six months too late.

[Edgy MD]

Where are those Kansas City scouts now, huh?

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?!

[Edgy MD]

Crap night at first first for umpire Mike Everitt.

Ichiro now 64 bullshit hits short of 3,000.