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Man, he just rawks. I got his autograph when I was 15 and I've stuck with him through all sorts of self-indulgence and self-delusion. But every now and then, he does something crazy like knock off Morrissey in "Girls in their Summer Clothes" and just lands it, and all is forgiven. I heard "She's the One" on the way to work the other day, and even though it's a night-time song, it hit me right... there... you know? And I just couldn't turn the radio up loud enough, and suddenly it was me and the street, and I'm taking the turns hard, and passing with confidence, and cutting loose and owning the moment. Pissed my wife off to no end.

Bruce, man. Bruce.


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I was born to run. Run away from radio when Bruce comes on.


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Centerfield wrote:
He prefers to go by Jay Caitlyn


LOL. Hurry up, Sundown.

7a3FZagG9co


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Sandy
The Brewers have lost their desire for us
I spoke to 'em just last night
And they said they won't offer Gomez and Fiehrs to us anymore


Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket
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What kinda bread does Aroldis Chapman have coming to him? A twofer would be pretty astounding.


Guest Mets Guy in Michigan
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Bruce was the mechanical shark in "Jaws."



We know from "Sharknado 2" that sharks can be dangerous at Citi Field.



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Ceetar wrote:
He's the one that's from NJ? I get all these guys confused.

That's Bon Jovi!


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d'Kong76 wrote:
Ceetar wrote:
He's the one that's from NJ? I get all these guys confused.

That's Bon Jovi!


and Joel is the LI guy?


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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
What kinda bread does Aroldis Chapman have coming to him? A twofer would be pretty astounding.

Wow, talk about sharks.

Chappie is making $8,050,000 this year. He's on arbitration next year and a free agent thereafter.

Rays are said to be bidding on him.


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Ceetar wrote:
and Joel is the LI guy?

Yeah, and then he walked through Bedford Sty alone.
Rough and tough, that LI guy.


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I don't understand, Alfred. If it was about the hip, why would the Astros pull the trigger, like, a day later?


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Ken Rosenthal
?@Ken_Rosenthal
Rival exec: �I don�t think Walt (Jocketty) wants to trade (Jay) Bruce.�


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TransMonk wrote:
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Is he a poofta?

Tangent: In junior high, the guys at school liked saying "No pooftas!" and thought it was really funny. It wasn't until years later that I realized it was slang for a homosexual


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Not in the Reds lineup tonite.

Bum-bumBUUUUUUMMMMM


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