Payback Time IGT - Cubs @ Mets 7/1/15

[Frayed Knot]

The inability to hit a ball out of the infield hurts us again.

[Edgy MD]

Please. We're making perfectly representational outfield outs.

[Edgy MD]

Par-fuckin'-nell.

[Frayed Knot]

I had visions of Parnell just missing that attempt and knocking the ball away in the process and not getting either out as a result.



Well we've now got two chances to score vs their one so this is where the home-field edge should be to our advantage.
Now if only with had some hitters in our lineup.

[Fman99]

So, this would be a good time, for, you know, the Mets to score a God damned run.

[Edgy MD]

Future Met Starlin Disastro.

Duda hacking like a nut tonight.

[Edgy MD]

Oh, man.

Let's plate us a guy or two here.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

OMG

[Fman99]

Are you fucking kidding me? They squeezed themselves into a double play? I am about to throw my laptop out the window. Fucking amateur hour.

[Edgy MD]

Darrell, the manager wants to see you.

The manager of Kingsport.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Sweet mother of shea

[Frayed Knot]

They always say you can see something at a ballgame that you've never seen before.

[Fman99]

Wow, what a break there. Some boobery by Tejada.

[Edgy MD]

Murphy double-checking the sign might have tipped the squeeze.

[Frayed Knot]

The Cubs are going to sweep this series with three runs scored.

[Edgy MD]

Man, so baseball...

[Lefty Specialist]

Boy, this team is just brutal to watch right now.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

God this fucking team.

[Edgy MD]

If Cuddyer is unavailable, that just leaves the team with Monell and a bunch of pitchers on the bench.

[Edgy MD]

You know, I don't know their relative bunting skills, but you think the squeeze works better if you leave Mayberry in the game, which screens the runner on third from the catcher.

Terry has to answer for putting a rookie in that position, but everybody involved in that play needs to answer.

[Edgy MD]

And Muffy muffs the tag.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Bad muff by The Muffster...

[Fman99]

Wow HYUGE catch there by Laggie to keep the runner at 3rd.

[Frayed Knot]

This would be a fun game to watch if it weren't for the fact that it's been such a bad game to watch.

[Fman99]

Come on, you bastards.

[Edgy MD]

Baseball: It tastes kinda like soccer.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Fuck it, let's walk off with a win in the 9th...

[Frayed Knot]

Flores leading off and, whatever you do Wilmer, no leadoff doubles!!

[Edgy MD]

Did Keith just F-bomb?

[Frayed Knot]

Edgy MD wrote: Baseball: It tastes kinda like soccer.

Nah, soccer isn't nearly this low-scoring