Whose Home Am I?

[batmagadanleadoff]

Wh@se Ex Mets H*me Am I?

[bmfc1]

Anthony Recker?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

That looks.... Beltranian

[Edgy MD]

Benson.

[batmagadanleadoff]

It looks so sterile. Does anybody live there? Where are the books? And the bottle of Ajax next to the kitchen sink? And the tissues to blow your nose?

[HahnSolo]

Santana maybe?

[G-Fafif]

Is that the Fonzie mansion in Queens?

[batmagadanleadoff]

The back view.

[batmagadanleadoff]

I'll post the answer in a few minutes.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Edgy MD wrote: Benson.

No, but he lives in the same state as Kris Benson.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Was thinking Bay but now I wanna say Bonilla.

[batmagadanleadoff]

That house is on the market for $1.9M.

[batmagadanleadoff]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Wh@se Ex Mets H*me Am I?

T@m Gl%v!ne's.

Edited September 10, 2013 by Guest

[G-Fafif]

The Fonzie estate alluded to above.

[G-Fafif]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: batmagadanleadoff wrote: Wh@se Ex Mets H*me Am I? T@m Gl%v!ne.

Non-traditional spelling of T#m Gl@v!ne, but we'll accept it.

As long as he's comfortable.

[batmagadanleadoff]

G-Fafif wrote: The Fonzie estate alluded to above.

Alfonzo built a $6M home in Queens, next to what looks like a regular NYC apartment building??

[batmagadanleadoff]

More bang for the buck in Georgia. Lots more. ( No surprise).

[Zvon]

I thought each individual picture from the first post was from houses of different ex-Mets. Thats all one house?! Yikes!

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

I think the bathroom was bigger than my first two apartments combined. What's with the tub in the middle of the room?

[Ceetar]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: I think the bathroom was bigger than my first two apartments combined. What's with the tub in the middle of the room?

If you're going to have a harem of women to bathe you, you need to give them space to work.

[Edgy MD]

This mission-style home is your six-bedroom, seven-bath, 9,300 ticket to Metly lifestyle. It was once sold for over $7 million back when the realty world was booming, but was reduced to $3.95 million back in spring of 2012. It went in April of that year, but I have to log in to find out how much it went for. The nearby equestrian trails were a big selling point.

For all it's extravagance, the kitchen sink is so tiny that I want to cry. I want to conclude that it's a secondary kitchen, but I see no other in the photos.

[Zvon]

The outside pics look like the house of the widow lady on The Bridge. That last pic, of the batting cage.....to think of a home with that right there on the grounds makes me salivate more than any image can portray.

[batmagadanleadoff]

That's the ex Met's bedroom? When did the Mets have a 14-year old on the roster?

[Edgy MD]

Zvon wrote: The outside pics look like the house of the widow lady on The Bridge. That last pic, of the batting cage.....to think of a home with that right there on the grounds makes me salivate more than any image can portray.

That's there for existential reasons, to remind him that a cage, no matter how extravagantly appointed, is still a cage.

[batmagadanleadoff]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: That's the ex Met's bedroom? When did the Mets have a 14-year old on the roster?

Never mind. That's gotta be the kid's bedroom.

[Edgy MD]

That's a 14-shot photo essay speckled with visual cues, but no guesses.

[batmagadanleadoff]

I think the kitchen sink is in the photo below the photo you think it's in. I think you're looking at the bathroom. Though it's odd to display a liquor bottle in a bathroom.

I'm guessing Jeff Kent.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Darryl Hamilton.

(Kent would never display a Bonds jersey unless he stole it or something).

[HahnSolo]

Fourth image from top, looks like a painting (drawing) of a lefty, perhaps in an Astros uniform?

I'll guess Mike Hampton.

[Edgy MD]

Neither Kent nor Hamiltoe.

I imagine it would be Hell on a realtor to show Kent's house, constantly having to clean up post-tantrum detritus --- strewn clothes, destroyed furniture, holes smashed in the wall, baseball bat-battered appliances.... It'd be pretty weird to know that Kent's rec room displayed not one, but two Barry Bonds jerseys.

And while I'm submitting, Solo picks the right cue and nails it. That's 8601 N 59th Place, Paradise Valley, AZ 85253 --- where the hunting's good and the schools are to die for.

You're up, Solo. Nicely played.